Actually this is embarrasing but Ill share it. After watching celebrity reality shows for so long I guess I developed a subconscious crush on a certain statuesque blond but older and who actually ended up with Flava Flav...oh god Im inducing myself to throw up, but well the deal was we were in my sisters house and they caught us f*%$ing but actually I was doing the f%^%*... oh and the other day I saw the lesbian movie unveiled and I dreamt I was a Hindu woman in drag...I was hot, but my wife was way hotter-k
One of my ("straight") friends has apparently been having recurring, quite vivid dreams about me, but won't tell me anything explicit that happens in them. And now...this has led to me starting to dream about her, which is slightly unnerving to be honest. Ho hum..:s
While in Iraq I had two recurring dreams about my captain and my lieutenant who was my direct supervisor and whom I worked with every single day. Hard to keep a "queer" face when talking to someone you've seen naked, had dreams about yet is straight and married. It didn't help that my "next door" roommate and her girlfriend would f@#& almost every night either. Too bad my then girlfriend wasn't with me there though I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
I used to have these really wierd dreams for awhile that I was directing lesbian porn movies. I don't know why or what the hell that phase was about, but I really didn't like it at all. I've never directed a movie in my life so I don't know where the hell this whole idea came from, but in these dreams I sure seemed to know what I was doing. But it was frustrating as all get out because in these dreams I was sitting in my little directors chair critiquing all these hot movie stars with what they were doing in my dreams but I would never let anybody actually finish the scene......if you know what I mean.
Geez I was sure glad when those dreams went away!!
I recently had a sex dream about a fellow teacher of mine. We were on our lunch break, and she started coming on to me. We found a bed in the school and had sex. The bell rang, then, and we had to go back to class. She was much more attractive in the dream, which is good because in real life, she is completely unnatractive. Think female Albert Einstein, complete with facial hair (although it's a bit more sparse). I am totally NOT attracted to her, so I think it is pretty freaky to have a sex dream about her.
I've also had a lot of sex dreams about my ex-gf lately, but I won't go into that! Trying not to think about it!!!
You guys are great! I love reading all of your posts :) Share more people, share! Pls! :)
I don't know if mine is worth sharing. Lol. But there was this wonderful dream. I was in bed with this hot gorgeous woman with a black bra, going down, going down. Woooh you know what I mean! It was great! And when I woke up, felt like something like that really happened. I felt refreshed! Recharged! hahahah. Too bad, I can't even remember her face :(
The most interesting dreams I ever had were when I was in Africa taking Malaria medication. The medication has this strange side effect where it gives you really strange, vivid dreams. In one of my dreams, I was walking through NYC with Sharon Stone and we snuck into an old hotel undergoing renovations and we had sex a little bathroom. Strangely, the bathroom had a window in the door. I know because, at this point in the dream, my perspective shifted and I was watching me have sex with Sharon Stone through the window in the door (as I'm sure the sketchy construction guys were as well). Then I woke up.
I had a dream that the girl from the movie DIrty Dancing(the original one) was teaching me how to dance(Im the worST dancer in the WOrld). So we're dancing and I accidently maker her fall and when she falls she pulls me with her and I fall on TOp of her. So she grabs my neck and starts kissing me and Im in shock. So we get up and then we exit the room and as we leave the room we go into a bedroom..SO one thing led to another..then I woke up to go to school.. So thats pretty weird cause I've never really seen the movie and well my dream was pretty HoT that I actually woke up in a good MooD :)
I really think I'm addicted or somethin.. that's bout the only thing dream bout.. but recently, every dream has been a lot more vivid.. like one a couple days ago I had a dream bout one of my friends and when I woke up, I couldn't remember if it had really happened or not, and I was trippin, but thank God it was jus a dream.
I had another one that I remember where this girl that I kinda like, she has the cutest dimples, well anyway, we were in my house and I knew that she liked me, but she was scared to tell me, so I just told her that I liked her and like I was easing closer to her while I was talking about it, and then I just lifted up her chin and kissed her and it went from there.
I will just stop there or I would be sharing all night.
In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Most of my good lesbian dreams I have I wake up before we go all the way. I guess I just get a little too excited. But...this is creepy. I remember my first sex dream I ever had was when I was, get this, 5 years old. I know. I didn't even hardly know about sex at all. But me and this WOMAN were going at it in a grocery store aisle. See, I knew what I wanted at 5!
Lesbian vampire sex dreams are the best, and lucky for me I have them pretty often. My first one was like this vampire that was waiting for me in a pool, naked for some reason, and I get the feeling I've been running from her for a long time, and I wanna stop, but if I do, she'll kill me. I feel myself letting go and falling to her lure. I walk towards her, taking off my clothes. We're so close to each other our noses almost touch. She whispers, "This'll only hurt if you fight me, my love". She kisses me fiercely and then bites into my neck. Blood runs and turns the pool red.
Yeah, I die in all my best sex dreams... hmm, that's gotta not be a good sign.
Once I had this dream about Angelina Jolie; we were sitting in the car, in the field near my house, making out (and there was Doors's "LA woman playing in the background, i don't know why!) anyway, just as things started heating up, i couldn't untie my damn Doc Martin's ... and then I woke up... needless to say, I was beyond pissed since that was probably my only chance to have sex with Angelina Jolie! I mean, c'mon.... a perfect dream, with perfect woman...and I couldn't untie my damn boots! In my own damn wet dream!
...however,since that day I consider LA woman the perfect song for having sex - and I have it on CD in my car, just in case ;)
Don't you just hate it when your dream gets to the best part, you start waking up. It happened to me last night, I was so pissed I woke up in a crap mood. I kept going "Nononono don't wake up! don't wake up! don't wake....aargh F*ck!"
One dream I had that was really funny was that I was on a date with a really hot girl and just as we're about to kiss.. my sister whacks me in the face, waking me up. You see,we were sharing a hotel room queen bed while on holidays, and my sister is notorious for wacking people while she rolls around in her sleep. So I was pissed, but went back to sleep. Luckily, I had almost the exact same dream again, same girl, another date, and just when we're about to kiss again...WHACK! my sister hits me again. Now I was about ready to just throw my sister off the bed. But being the nice sister I am, I went back to sleep. Oddly enough, it was the same dream again (maybe my brain knew I really wanted to kiss the girl). Things progress, lips almost touch...WHACK! Yup, my sister hit me again. What are the chances!
Unfortunately that dream didn't occur again, so that hottie is lost forever to me..damn.
Whha! I am known for rarely having sexual dreams or dreams about girls but a few nights ago I had a SLEW. Yup, an entire slew. My favourite, however, was not particularly sexual, though very odd.
It was about a straight girl. **sigh** Yup. Rarely do the breeder women win my affections, let alone attention, but one in particular has, in the most innocent and cute sorts of ways.
SO innocent, in fact - that the pseudo-sexual highlight of the dream was...well, the dream was that we both had died (I have no idea how - possibly she discovered my feelings and died of horror and I of embarassment?) and were in this junkyard (which is apparently where dead people go?). The deal is that all newly dead-folk got assigned tasks, and mine (I had arrived earlier) was to throw junk onto a heap for eternity. At some point in time, this straight girl, we'll call her 'Kelly' arrived, and I almost shat myeslf in joy. I whooped in joy and demanded that she throw junk with me. "Kelly! Kelly! Throw junk!" So, she agreed and got the position, but was being whisked off for something or other, and briefly reached out and squeezed my hand.
**sigh**
My guilt would never allow me more than that with a breeder. But I loved it :D Except, when I woke up, she was stuck in my head...and refuses to leave.
Man I had the best worst dream ever.....I was doing it with Laurel Holloman yep....(drools) but we were in the stairs of a building at my school. So we're making out and touching and groping. SO next thing I feel someone pulling me by my shirt and they start stabbing me.. And this guy who looks like a construction worker is stabbing me and im just lying on the floor bleeding and Laurel is next to me and she's all crying and i get up and kiss her like its the last kiss ill ever get from her and then i woke up covered in sweat. yep but best part was Laurel..
It was set in a bar at a place which I could not recall but I remember I was at the bar stand ordering my usual drink when a hot chick stormed right up to my nose and grabbed me by the collar of my shirt. I thought she was about to slap me for no reason but lo and behold, she kissed me without any signs. I hesitated but felt the suppleness of her lips and I succumbed. Slowly, I led her towards the back and right into the toilet and undo her buttons. She moaned as I caressed her lithe body with my fingers ...
And ... I don't know what happened next because some a-hole messaged me and I jolted from the sexy dream. Bah!
2 things...one of my best friends (the first girl i ever reeeeally fell hard for...yup, she's straight) texted me and told me that she had this awesome dream where she and i were hooking up but I had a penis...ha, damn!
After seeing something about Paris Hilton (who I don't even think is that hot) being on the L word, I had a great dream where first I was making out with her, and then somehow Eva Longoria came along and we were hooking up. I don't remember too many details, except waking up with a big smile on my face!!
sex dreams, but I think that's because I'm mostly asexual. Anyway, I had one where my best friend (who I'm not even remotely attracted to) was having sex with me on the gym floor... But seeing as I'm asexual I didn't get anything out of it, which was a bit of a let down.
i luv readin all of ur dreams heheh..sumtimes it juz didnt make any sense isnt it? dreams can b so weird.
but i dont have 2 dream 4 it. actually im a master in daydreaming, i can juz think about it n make a lesbian porno movie in my head muahaha..i have a rili gud imagination, complete wif 3D technology, gud script n music n even subtitles hihi..
I love lesbian dreams!!! It always make me wish I could hibernate or some shit so it'd last longer. I think just about every dreams I've had were thee best!!!!!! :D And honestly, I have them like 3 times a week. I think my subconscious is telling me to just give it up already and find a chick to do because it's all I ever think about 24/7, but the thing is I'm saving myself until I'm 18. Not exactly sure why I chose that, but you know, its what I'm doing. Less than 3 months 'til I'm free lady!!!!!! But I've been impatience for like 2 years and I feel like my sex drive is dangerously high.
Okay so at first im at this convention and for some reason some friends from school and I were gonna play, so I have to play the drums(i dont even play drums in real life) any how, ok so then I tell my friends that Im gonna go to the bathroom but then I end up in this place that has cubicles so I go into one and this old lady tells me that I can get a Dance for Free, So i tell her what do you mean by dance...and she tells me to just sit down and I tell her that I dont have Money and that I have to play the drums for my band..So next thing I know Im sitting in this chair that spins and their is a girl dancing in front of me..And I just sit there looking and looking.. The girl tells the old lady what wrong with me?? so the old lady tells me to touch her ( like you know feel her legs and whatever) So Im like WHAT??? I tought you cant touch the girls while their dancing for you..apparently you could touch them in my dream..
Next thing I know Im touching this girl and she's sitting on my lap...and im nervous as Hell..and yeah thats about it..
Weird in real life im not that of a horn dog but when I go to sleep I become this crazy horny teenager..
i think the closet to one was me holding hands with this chick....
there was also one where i kissed a girl but besides that it was nothing. i mean in that dream im like looking for someone i don't even know who and my brother and this girl i don't know (who is my friend in the dream) is following me. i then see a girl under the shade of a tree at frst its someone who i comepletely don't recognize and i tell her i like her then we kiss my friend then tells me are you off your meds (i don't even take meds) then it trns into school i see her but i think she's not gonna talk to me because her friend is a girl that hates me then out of nowhere she comes to me and sits next to me and i lean my head on her shoulder then i wake up ha
I'V HAD ONE BEFORE BUT THE FUNNY THING IS AFTER I DID, IT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE! LOLZ. IT WAS ME AND MY GIRL TALIAH, N WE WAS IN HER AUNTS HOUSE WIT HER LITTLE BROTHER N HER COUSINS. WE WERE JUS TALKIN DEN SHE ASKED ME 2 KISS HER SO I DID. IT WAS A LONG 30 MNS BUT IT WAS SO FUN CUS HER BROTHER KEPT ASKIN 4 US 2 DO IT AGAINI GUESS HE WAS HORNY LOLSZ....~*~ tAl!AhZ W!f3y 0n D3cC~*~
HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A FANTASY THAT WOULDNT SEEM 2 HAPPEN? I DID... I WANTED 2 BE WITH SUMONE BUT THEY KEPT LISTENING 2 WHAT THEIR FRIENDS WHERE SAYING AND IT HURT BECUZ IF THEY WERE HER REAL FRIENDS THEY WUD LET HER DECIDE WHO SHE WANA BE WIT.. AM I RIGHT?? I MEAN SUMONE TELL ME IF IM WRONG.PLZ!? I NEED HELP!!~*~ tAl!AhZ W!f3y 0n D3cC~*~
I've had many different ones. All of them now are about my current girlfriend. But, I've had dreams about Alyssa Milano, Tyra Banks (really weird dream), one of my straight girl friends who I no longer talk to, and about a few dance teachers.
I just
recently had a dream with Angelina Jolie! That was the best dream ever. We didn’t
go all the way though cause my whole family was talking in a room right next to
us and the only thing between us was a thick curtain. Angelina was great though
and it felt so real!
My first
sex dream was a few years ago, and I was having sex with this woman in an
elevator. It was awesome. We were on a cruise (similar to the one I had been at
the time) and she went in there with me, pushed me against the wall and kissed
me and did other things too ;). The next was with another woman in a cabin, and that
happen a few weeks ago. And the last before Angelina, was with two Asian women
in the back of a cab! Haha those were good, but the Angelina dream felt like it was
actually happening!
Oh and
also, a few years ago, when I would dream, and my crush was around, for some
reason I would automatically know I was dreaming and when I realize I’m in a
dream I can do whatever I want, so needless to say, I would make out with her
for long periods of time! But ever since I fell out of crush, I haven’t had any
of those. Now when I’m lucid dreaming, I just fly around, change things around
me like magic, and for some reason don’t think about making out with anyone...that
needs to change! I’m gonna try to bring Angelina back to my dream next time I
have a lucid dream and finish what we started, haha!
A reoccurring theme in my dreams involving crushes is that I never kiss anyone. I've tried to but they dodge out of the way before I can. It's really annoying! That being said, I've never kissed anyone in real life either which may explain why I can't in my dreams but doesn't make it any less frustrating. It's a little saddening. "You can't even kiss her IN YOUR DREAMS! Hahaha, loser." -_-;
In my dreams I'll usually just get to hug/cuddle or hold hands with a girl I like, which is nice. But, dammit, I want more! lol
I have these dreams..kinda. In my dreams I'm with someone..always a different person and we do the deed, but it's like I know it's happening but it's not. It's in my mind that we've done it but I don't remember doing it. It just has us doing the afterwards stuff...like spooning.
This one I had for a while...Anyone remember the episode of 3way that bridget was in, she played a delivery person Well anyway, in my dream (it's like a bad 1980's porno) there's a knock at the door and it's a delivery person and then blah blah blah sexual innuendo's are thrown about. So my dream totally fast forward's through all the good stuff until the spooning part.
Yeah I just have no sex dreams and only spooning dreams
I just remembered another dream I had. I had blogged about it but forgot. Anyways, I hate how it ended cause the girl got into my bed and I went to close the door and I was gonna get into bed too and do the business but right before I went to kiss her, my effing alarm rang. I remember I was so pissed...haha
"All human beings are born to be simple, but they just make life complicated."
I had a dream that i was on a train going from London to Belfast (i dont no why) But this woman go on and was like come to the bathroom, so then when i went i got in there we did it but then i really looked at her and it was my ex gf. *shudder*
last night dream was about a me being chased by a potato
I tend to have sex dreams quite often and they can be fun and sexy or confusing and scary.
In one dream I got with a girl and it was a whirlwind romance. We were dating, then living together, married and talking about kids, and in the background there was a montage of us having sex.
Another involved a librarian and an iMac. She told me if I wanted to get my iMac back i'd need to come see her in private. Sounds great, but she was not hot and I was desperate for my iMac because I had to hand in my biology paper. There was some talk of wiping my hard drive if I didn't play along. Luckily I woke up before that dream ended.
Even though it's me in the dream it always feels like I'm watching snippets of the L-word sex scenes and I'm not really there but just watching over myself.
There was this one dream I had that didn't involve the spooning part and did have a little sex in it.
In the dream I was out with my friends and we were all drunk, so we decided to play spin the bottle. It ended up with my crush kissing one of her really good friends, then we ended up kissing and then we went away from the group into a forest. Basicaly in my dream I had a quickie in a forest
I had a dream a couple of days ago. It was about Rosario Dawson getting in the car and I didn't want her to go so i got in aswell and somehow we started kissing. It was perfect (weird thing is, i hadn't even got a celeb crush on her. Well i do know :P).
I've had more sex dreams than I could count on... 5 hand fingers. Or make that 10. Just can't remember any of them precisely.
i do not discriminate. i just ignore certain people.
I remembered once when i was like 13 , i was not lesbian and nothing like that , and i felt totally weird and scary and called my dream of kissing a girl a total nightmare !!
I could not see the girl's face but i was so sure that she was very beautifu and i attempted to kiss right on her lips but she just giggled and turned away from me !
When i woke up, and i was screaming like OMG i'm homosexual !!!! I'M A LESBIAN !! arghhhhhhhhhh
I was depress and yeah.....got over it anyway......
I had a dream (before I even thought that I could be gay) that I was getting married to one of my friends, and me and her were totally in love and I was so happy and we adopted a baby... it was really weird but I was so happy when I woke up and I was like "ohh... i might be gay"
Oh I love dreams (:
I believe that Freud once said "dreams are the royal road to the unconscious"
I had this dream that I was at home and this girls from my psychology class was there. She crawled up to me on the couch and got really close to my face and was like "let's go upstairs and...you know". I had never found her all that attractive until then. So we made the journey (it was a journey) up to my room and was about to go at it until my dad and brother walked in. I said "Next time, maybe". She said "No." and walked out of there.
And then there is the other one where I was rolling around a dimly lit field with my friend in front of her boyfriend and a bunch of other people. It was just overaffectionate cuddling though...
Well, since everyone is mentioning celebrities: Last week, after watching that Denise Richard's reality show on E! I had a dream that I had to bail her out of a jail and she needed me. We made out a couple times in the jail visitor's booth thing.
Last year I met this girl (who is now one of my best friends) and we started hanging out. One day she told me that she was going to have sex with a woman at least once in her life. I honestly think she's bisexual, but whatever. A few days later I had this dream about her... we were in a bathroom and we were chatting, suddenly she grabbed my t-shirt and pulled me towards her. We started kissing and then I woke up... I swear to God it was very very hot.
After that I thought "hey it's not the first time... no big deal" but then I had ANOTHER dream about her. This time we were at my grandparents' house and she and her dad were in the living room with my grandpa. She stood up and I followed her to the studio were we started kissing really slowly... then she would go back to the living room and then return for another make out session. I was so HOT, I could feel her breathing and everything. I admit I have had a certain attraction since then.
So I was in tutor one morning waiting for it to begin when my crush walks in. So we started talking and she was standing because there wasn't any seats. I didn't say anything and she just plonked herself down on my lap, grabbed my arms and made me wrap them around her.
A week after that happened I had a dream where we were in my tutor all alone and she sat on my lap again. Next thing I know she had turned round and was just starng into my eyes.We kissed then my alarm went off and woke me up.
God knows how I could have forgotten about that dream, I couldn't look at her for a week after I had it.
hahah I had something similar, not dream wise, but I did have a rather... heated dream of my psychology teacher, I swear I couldn't look at her for about a month! which made my lessons rather difficult... but damn it was worth it lmao omg im such a perv lmao
Lsbn wt dreams lmao
Actually this is embarrasing but Ill share it. After watching celebrity reality shows for so long I guess I developed a subconscious crush on a certain statuesque blond but older and who actually ended up with Flava Flav...oh god Im inducing myself to throw up, but well the deal was we were in my sisters house and they caught us f*%$ing but actually I was doing the f%^%*... oh and the other day I saw the lesbian movie unveiled and I dreamt I was a Hindu woman in drag...I was hot, but my wife was way hotter-k
Dreams
I dream of electric sheep..not sure why. ;P
~Strike while the muse is Hot~
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Yes Ma'am
Lesbian Porn Dreams
I used to have these really wierd dreams for awhile that I was directing lesbian porn movies. I don't know why or what the hell that phase was about, but I really didn't like it at all. I've never directed a movie in my life so I don't know where the hell this whole idea came from, but in these dreams I sure seemed to know what I was doing. But it was frustrating as all get out because in these dreams I was sitting in my little directors chair critiquing all these hot movie stars with what they were doing in my dreams but I would never let anybody actually finish the scene......if you know what I mean.
Geez I was sure glad when those dreams went away!!
Even more embarrassing
More embarrassing is my first tweenie crush--Kelly Ripa when she was on the low budget show called Dance Party USA:)
Dream about a fellow teacher
I recently had a sex dream about a fellow teacher of mine. We were on our lunch break, and she started coming on to me. We found a bed in the school and had sex. The bell rang, then, and we had to go back to class. She was much more attractive in the dream, which is good because in real life, she is completely unnatractive. Think female Albert Einstein, complete with facial hair (although it's a bit more sparse). I am totally NOT attracted to her, so I think it is pretty freaky to have a sex dream about her.
I've also had a lot of sex dreams about my ex-gf lately, but I won't go into that! Trying not to think about it!!!
And mine was...
You guys are great! I love reading all of your posts :) Share more people, share! Pls! :)
I don't know if mine is worth sharing. Lol. But there was this wonderful dream. I was in bed with this hot gorgeous woman with a black bra, going down, going down. Woooh you know what I mean! It was great! And when I woke up, felt like something like that really happened. I felt refreshed! Recharged! hahahah. Too bad, I can't even remember her face :(
Awww. But she was hot. Believe me. Hehehe.
"I'll fight and defend...."
The most interesting dreams
LAsT NiTE!!!
when don't I
I really think I'm addicted or somethin.. that's bout the only thing dream bout.. but recently, every dream has been a lot more vivid.. like one a couple days ago I had a dream bout one of my friends and when I woke up, I couldn't remember if it had really happened or not, and I was trippin, but thank God it was jus a dream.
I had another one that I remember where this girl that I kinda like, she has the cutest dimples, well anyway, we were in my house and I knew that she liked me, but she was scared to tell me, so I just told her that I liked her and like I was easing closer to her while I was talking about it, and then I just lifted up her chin and kissed her and it went from there.
I will just stop there or I would be sharing all night.
In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed.
~Invictus~
Interesting Posts
and i have no dream to share coz usually i am day dreaming!
lol
Most of my good lesbian
Lesbian vampire sex dreams
Lesbian vampire sex dreams are the best, and lucky for me I have them pretty often. My first one was like this vampire that was waiting for me in a pool, naked for some reason, and I get the feeling I've been running from her for a long time, and I wanna stop, but if I do, she'll kill me. I feel myself letting go and falling to her lure. I walk towards her, taking off my clothes. We're so close to each other our noses almost touch. She whispers, "This'll only hurt if you fight me, my love". She kisses me fiercely and then bites into my neck. Blood runs and turns the pool red.
Yeah, I die in all my best sex dreams... hmm, that's gotta not be a good sign.
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Obsessive? Me? Never!
Once I had this dream about
Once I had this dream about Angelina Jolie; we were sitting in the car, in the field near my house, making out (and there was Doors's "LA woman playing in the background, i don't know why!) anyway, just as things started heating up, i couldn't untie my damn Doc Martin's ... and then I woke up... needless to say, I was beyond pissed since that was probably my only chance to have sex with Angelina Jolie! I mean, c'mon.... a perfect dream, with perfect woman...and I couldn't untie my damn boots! In my own damn wet dream!
...however,since that day I consider LA woman the perfect song for having sex - and I have it on CD in my car, just in case ;)
I get what you mean
Don't you just hate it when your dream gets to the best part, you start waking up. It happened to me last night, I was so pissed I woke up in a crap mood. I kept going "Nononono don't wake up! don't wake up! don't wake....aargh F*ck!"
One dream I had that was really funny was that I was on a date with a really hot girl and just as we're about to kiss.. my sister whacks me in the face, waking me up. You see,we were sharing a hotel room queen bed while on holidays, and my sister is notorious for wacking people while she rolls around in her sleep. So I was pissed, but went back to sleep. Luckily, I had almost the exact same dream again, same girl, another date, and just when we're about to kiss again...WHACK! my sister hits me again. Now I was about ready to just throw my sister off the bed. But being the nice sister I am, I went back to sleep. Oddly enough, it was the same dream again (maybe my brain knew I really wanted to kiss the girl). Things progress, lips almost touch...WHACK! Yup, my sister hit me again. What are the chances!
Unfortunately that dream didn't occur again, so that hottie is lost forever to me..damn.
Whha! I am known for rarely
Whha! I am known for rarely having sexual dreams or dreams about girls but a few nights ago I had a SLEW. Yup, an entire slew. My favourite, however, was not particularly sexual, though very odd.
It was about a straight girl. **sigh** Yup. Rarely do the breeder women win my affections, let alone attention, but one in particular has, in the most innocent and cute sorts of ways.
SO innocent, in fact - that the pseudo-sexual highlight of the dream was...well, the dream was that we both had died (I have no idea how - possibly she discovered my feelings and died of horror and I of embarassment?) and were in this junkyard (which is apparently where dead people go?). The deal is that all newly dead-folk got assigned tasks, and mine (I had arrived earlier) was to throw junk onto a heap for eternity. At some point in time, this straight girl, we'll call her 'Kelly' arrived, and I almost shat myeslf in joy. I whooped in joy and demanded that she throw junk with me. "Kelly! Kelly! Throw junk!" So, she agreed and got the position, but was being whisked off for something or other, and briefly reached out and squeezed my hand.
**sigh**
My guilt would never allow me more than that with a breeder. But I loved it :D Except, when I woke up, she was stuck in my head...and refuses to leave.
SEx and Murder...
Mine was ...
It was set in a bar at a place which I could not recall but I remember I was at the bar stand ordering my usual drink when a hot chick stormed right up to my nose and grabbed me by the collar of my shirt. I thought she was about to slap me for no reason but lo and behold, she kissed me without any signs. I hesitated but felt the suppleness of her lips and I succumbed. Slowly, I led her towards the back and right into the toilet and undo her buttons. She moaned as I caressed her lithe body with my fingers ...
And ... I don't know what happened next because some a-hole messaged me and I jolted from the sexy dream. Bah!
*Sigh*
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Triple post :(
Recently...
2 things...one of my best friends (the first girl i ever reeeeally fell hard for...yup, she's straight) texted me and told me that she had this awesome dream where she and i were hooking up but I had a penis...ha, damn!
After seeing something about Paris Hilton (who I don't even think is that hot) being on the L word, I had a great dream where first I was making out with her, and then somehow Eva Longoria came along and we were hooking up. I don't remember too many details, except waking up with a big smile on my face!!
I almost never have
cool dreams haha
i luv readin all of ur dreams heheh..sumtimes it juz didnt make any sense isnt it? dreams can b so weird.
but i dont have 2 dream 4 it. actually im a master in daydreaming, i can juz think about it n make a lesbian porno movie in my head muahaha..i have a rili gud imagination, complete wif 3D technology, gud script n music n even subtitles hihi..
its a gift, its a gift..
Sweet hibernation.
LAp Dance!!!
about 2 days ago I had the weirdest dream..
Okay so at first im at this convention and for some reason some friends from school and I were gonna play, so I have to play the drums(i dont even play drums in real life) any how, ok so then I tell my friends that Im gonna go to the bathroom but then I end up in this place that has cubicles so I go into one and this old lady tells me that I can get a Dance for Free, So i tell her what do you mean by dance...and she tells me to just sit down and I tell her that I dont have Money and that I have to play the drums for my band..So next thing I know Im sitting in this chair that spins and their is a girl dancing in front of me..And I just sit there looking and looking.. The girl tells the old lady what wrong with me?? so the old lady tells me to touch her ( like you know feel her legs and whatever) So Im like WHAT??? I tought you cant touch the girls while their dancing for you..apparently you could touch them in my dream..
Next thing I know Im touching this girl and she's sitting on my lap...and im nervous as Hell..and yeah thats about it..
Weird in real life im not that of a horn dog but when I go to sleep I become this crazy horny teenager..
i have never had a sex dream
i think the closet to one was me holding hands with this chick....
there was also one where i kissed a girl but besides that it was nothing. i mean in that dream im like looking for someone i don't even know who and my brother and this girl i don't know (who is my friend in the dream) is following me. i then see a girl under the shade of a tree at frst its someone who i comepletely don't recognize and i tell her i like her then we kiss my friend then tells me are you off your meds (i don't even take meds) then it trns into school i see her but i think she's not gonna talk to me because her friend is a girl that hates me then out of nowhere she comes to me and sits next to me and i lean my head on her shoulder then i wake up ha
I'V HAD ONE BEFORE BUT THE
I'V HAD ONE BEFORE BUT THE FUNNY THING IS AFTER I DID, IT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE! LOLZ. IT WAS ME AND MY GIRL TALIAH, N WE WAS IN HER AUNTS HOUSE WIT HER LITTLE BROTHER N HER COUSINS. WE WERE JUS TALKIN DEN SHE ASKED ME 2 KISS HER SO I DID. IT WAS A LONG 30 MNS BUT IT WAS SO FUN CUS HER BROTHER KEPT ASKIN 4 US 2 DO IT AGAIN I GUESS HE WAS HORNY LOLSZ....~*~ tAl!AhZ W!f3y 0n D3cC~*~
F*A*N*t*A*S*I*E*S*
HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A FANTASY THAT WOULDNT SEEM 2 HAPPEN? I DID... I WANTED 2 BE WITH SUMONE BUT THEY KEPT LISTENING 2 WHAT THEIR FRIENDS WHERE SAYING AND IT HURT BECUZ IF THEY WERE HER REAL FRIENDS THEY WUD LET HER DECIDE WHO SHE WANA BE WIT.. AM I RIGHT?? I MEAN SUMONE TELL ME IF IM WRONG.PLZ!? I NEED HELP!!~*~ tAl!AhZ W!f3y 0n D3cC~*~
I've had so many weird
I've had so many weird dreams and they felt so real but I can't remember like any of them except for 1.
I had a dream that I made out with my straight best friend under a table while I was at a friend's house but no one seemed to notice.
"All human beings are born to be simple, but they just make life complicated."Of course
I just recently had a dream
I just recently had a dream with Angelina Jolie! That was the best dream ever. We didn’t go all the way though cause my whole family was talking in a room right next to us and the only thing between us was a thick curtain. Angelina was great though and it felt so real!
My first sex dream was a few years ago, and I was having sex with this woman in an elevator. It was awesome. We were on a cruise (similar to the one I had been at the time) and she went in there with me, pushed me against the wall and kissed me and did other things too ;). The next was with another woman in a cabin, and that happen a few weeks ago. And the last before Angelina, was with two Asian women in the back of a cab! Haha those were good, but the Angelina dream felt like it was actually happening!
Oh and also, a few years ago, when I would dream, and my crush was around, for some reason I would automatically know I was dreaming and when I realize I’m in a dream I can do whatever I want, so needless to say, I would make out with her for long periods of time! But ever since I fell out of crush, I haven’t had any of those. Now when I’m lucid dreaming, I just fly around, change things around me like magic, and for some reason don’t think about making out with anyone...that needs to change! I’m gonna try to bring Angelina back to my dream next time I have a lucid dream and finish what we started, haha!
No wet dreams for me
A reoccurring theme in my dreams involving crushes is that I never kiss anyone. I've tried to but they dodge out of the way before I can. It's really annoying! That being said, I've never kissed anyone in real life either which may explain why I can't in my dreams but doesn't make it any less frustrating. It's a little saddening. "You can't even kiss her IN YOUR DREAMS! Hahaha, loser." -_-;
In my dreams I'll usually just get to hug/cuddle or hold hands with a girl I like, which is nice. But, dammit, I want more! lol
urgh...
This one I had for a while...Anyone remember the episode of 3way that bridget was in, she played a delivery person Well anyway, in my dream (it's like a bad 1980's porno) there's a knock at the door and it's a delivery person and then blah blah blah sexual innuendo's are thrown about. So my dream totally fast forward's through all the good stuff until the spooning part.
Yeah I just have no sex dreams and only spooning dreams
I just remembered another
I just remembered another dream I had. I had blogged about it but forgot. Anyways, I hate how it ended cause the girl got into my bed and I went to close the door and I was gonna get into bed too and do the business but right before I went to kiss her, my effing alarm rang. I remember I was so pissed...haha
"All human beings are born to be simple, but they just make life complicated."Dreams
I had a dream that i was on a train going from London to Belfast (i dont no why) But this woman go on and was like come to the bathroom, so then when i went i got in there we did it but then i really looked at her and it was my ex gf. *shudder*
last night dream was about a me being chased by a potato
" i *Heart* Oy oy lady"
Hahahaha. Do you happen to
Hahahaha. Do you happen to know why a potato? That's really funny
"All human beings are born to be simple, but they just make life complicated."Potato
Hmm no idea... i dont really like them, but im not scared of them jumping off my dinner plate and chasing me :P
" i *Heart* Oy oy lady"
Dreams
I tend to have sex dreams quite often and they can be fun and sexy or confusing and scary.
In one dream I got with a girl and it was a whirlwind romance. We were dating, then living together, married and talking about kids, and in the background there was a montage of us having sex.
Another involved a librarian and an iMac. She told me if I wanted to get my iMac back i'd need to come see her in private. Sounds great, but she was not hot and I was desperate for my iMac because I had to hand in my biology paper. There was some talk of wiping my hard drive if I didn't play along. Luckily I woke up before that dream ended.
Even though it's me in the dream it always feels like I'm watching snippets of the L-word sex scenes and I'm not really there but just watching over myself.
Just remembered....
In the dream I was out with my friends and we were all drunk, so we decided to play spin the bottle. It ended up with my crush kissing one of her really good friends, then we ended up kissing and then we went away from the group into a forest. Basicaly in my dream I had a quickie in a forest
I had a dream a couple of
I had a dream a couple of days ago. It was about Rosario Dawson getting in the car and I didn't want her to go so i got in aswell and somehow we started kissing. It was perfect (weird thing is, i hadn't even got a celeb crush on her. Well i do know :P).
I've had more sex dreams than I could count on... 5 hand fingers. Or make that 10. Just can't remember any of them precisely.
Haha yeah it's great when
Haha yeah it's great when you're IN the dream but sucks when you can't remember it later on when you want to
"All human beings are born to be simple, but they just make life complicated."was a nightmare
i do not discriminate. i just ignore certain people.
I remembered once when i was like 13 , i was not lesbian and nothing like that , and i felt totally weird and scary and called my dream of kissing a girl a total nightmare !!
I could not see the girl's face but i was so sure that she was very beautifu and i attempted to kiss right on her lips but she just giggled and turned away from me !
When i woke up, and i was screaming like OMG i'm homosexual !!!! I'M A LESBIAN !! arghhhhhhhhhh
I was depress and yeah.....got over it anyway......
Mine was kind of similar,
Mine was kind of similar, but really not... lol
I had a dream (before I even thought that I could be gay) that I was getting married to one of my friends, and me and her were totally in love and I was so happy and we adopted a baby... it was really weird but I was so happy when I woke up and I was like "ohh... i might be gay"
Oh I love dreams (:
I believe that Freud once said "dreams are the royal road to the unconscious"
An Almost...
I had this dream that I was at home and this girls from my psychology class was there. She crawled up to me on the couch and got really close to my face and was like "let's go upstairs and...you know". I had never found her all that attractive until then. So we made the journey (it was a journey) up to my room and was about to go at it until my dad and brother walked in. I said "Next time, maybe". She said "No." and walked out of there.
And then there is the other one where I was rolling around a dimly lit field with my friend in front of her boyfriend and a bunch of other people. It was just overaffectionate cuddling though...
Well, since everyone is mentioning celebrities: Last week, after watching that Denise Richard's reality show on E! I had a dream that I had to bail her out of a jail and she needed me. We made out a couple times in the jail visitor's booth thing.
Last year I met this girl
Last year I met this girl (who is now one of my best friends) and we started hanging out. One day she told me that she was going to have sex with a woman at least once in her life. I honestly think she's bisexual, but whatever. A few days later I had this dream about her... we were in a bathroom and we were chatting, suddenly she grabbed my t-shirt and pulled me towards her. We started kissing and then I woke up... I swear to God it was very very hot.
After that I thought "hey it's not the first time... no big deal" but then I had ANOTHER dream about her. This time we were at my grandparents' house and she and her dad were in the living room with my grandpa. She stood up and I followed her to the studio were we started kissing really slowly... then she would go back to the living room and then return for another make out session. I was so HOT, I could feel her breathing and everything. I admit I have had a certain attraction since then.
A while back...
So I was in tutor one morning waiting for it to begin when my crush walks in. So we started talking and she was standing because there wasn't any seats. I didn't say anything and she just plonked herself down on my lap, grabbed my arms and made me wrap them around her.
A week after that happened I had a dream where we were in my tutor all alone and she sat on my lap again. Next thing I know she had turned round and was just starng into my eyes.We kissed then my alarm went off and woke me up.
God knows how I could have forgotten about that dream, I couldn't look at her for a week after I had it.
hahah I had something
hahah I had something similar, not dream wise, but I did have a rather... heated dream of my psychology teacher, I swear I couldn't look at her for about a month! which made my lessons rather difficult... but damn it was worth it lmao omg im such a perv lmao