The Sunday Telegraph reports that Queen Elizabeth II (the real one) will never see the film The Queen.
Who can blame her, really, even if the person portraying her is Helen Mirren?
If I were in the Queen’s shoes, I wouldn’t want to see it either. Actually, if I were in the Queen’s shoes, I’d probably just be cranky, because royal shoes can’t be very comfortable.
Anyway, it’s nothing personal, Ms. Mirren:
OK, that’s just wrong. She should at least rent them out or something. Think of all the cinema roomÃ¢â‚¬“deprived commoners in the world.