Because we’re sick and tired of movies about poorly dressed dolls!

Bratz dolls

Coming soon to a theater near you: Bratz, the movie! The popular line of “fashion-conscious dolls” are getting their own live-action movie, which will start filming in February. Casting has not been announced.

The film follows a group of Bratz as they challenge the local Barbies to a battle of the bands at Dinah Shore weekend. But the night turns ugly when thousands of lesbians who thought they had purchased tickets to a Pussycat Dolls concert angrily begin demanding refunds, and the Bratz and the Barbies have to put aside their differences and work together to make it out of the ballroom alive.

The studio is also reportedly at work on another movie about a group of dolls-turned-musical performers called Willow and the Dark Magic, but no official confirmation has been issued.

Willow

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