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Non-horror movies: What haunts you?

Not surprisingly, Halloween week gets people talking about horror movies. Dorothy Snarker recounted the horror background of various actresses this week. And recently, Jamie Lynn got hoards of you reminiscing about the horror films of yesteryear. I’m not a big horror aficionado – I blame a babysitter who, in an ill-advised move, allowed me to watch Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. However, I stumbled across a horror movie “best of” list this week that intrigued me.

Time.com counted the 25 Best Horror Movies from 1896 to the present. I was surprised to note that I had seen 10 of the movies. I was even more surprised to note that Bambi was one of them. Not Bambi Meets Godzilla. Bambi. You know, “You can call me Flower if you want to.” I’m pretty sure Bambi’s inclusion was the result of a double dog dare, but here’s what the list-maker had to say:

“Amazing that the first movies parents took their tots to in the ’30s and ’40s were the early Disney features. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Pinocchio, Dumbo all exploited childhood traumas. Parents disappear or die; stepmothers plot the murder of their charges; a boy skips school and turns into a donkey. Kids were so frightened by these films that they wet themselves in terror. Bambi, directed by David Hand, has a primal shock that still haunts oldsters who saw it 40, 50, 65 years ago.”
While I don’t buy that Bambi is legitimately a horror movie, I do agree that elements of it are horrifying – and haunting. The movie certainly gets at some primal childhood fears: loss of a parent, violence, fire, etc…. And the images stay with kids long after they leave the theater. So that got me thinking about other movies that are haunting without actually being horror movies. (And, yes, I could, but will not, delve in a discussion of how the supernatural or over-the-top dangers in horror movies symbolize real dangers, blah, blah…) So I conducted a thoroughly unscientific poll and asked some friends and colleagues what movies haunted – or still haunt them.

Here are the results, plus a little glimpse of some of my neuroses. Some of these are deliberately creepy or contain intentionally scary elements, but none are traditional horror films.

1. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

This was the most popular response in my unscientific survey, and I heartily agree. You’ve got kids getting themselves into pretty serious peril – and adults who either don’t keep them safe, or don’t really care that they’re in danger. Much of the visual imagery is jarring. And then there’s the Oompa Loompas – red faces, green hair and spooky songs. (My brother used to taunt me with the Oompa Loompa song.) .

And the scene where Violet Beauregard turns into a blueberry still freaks me out.

   

Shudder.

2. The Wizard of Oz (1939) This was another common choice. Margaret Hamilton is the standard by which all other scary witches are measured. And she was possibly more frightening as Miss Gulch. Again, there’s scary imagery: witches, flying monkeys, apple-throwing trees. But there’s also the danger: the child who cannot get home, the adult who wants to hurt you for something that was an accident and the all-knowing adult who turns out to be a fraud. Haunting concepts for a kid.

3. Whatever Happed to Baby Jane (1962) This is another one that is supposed to be creepy, of course, but a friend of mine had a very strong reaction to it. It wasn’t so much the specifics, e.g., the rat, but the vulnerability. The very idea of being completely dependent on someone else is the haunting concept. (Of course, when that someone serves you a pet parakeet and a rat for dinner, it’s that much worse.) But even without the pathos, that type of vulnerability is still haunting.

4. Parenthood (1989)

Yes, I mean the Steve Martin movie. A friend of mine said this one right off the bat and then expanded it to include any movies that feature long-term relationships or parenting responsibilities. And, although I laughed at first, I think this friend makes an interesting point. As 30-ish straight woman, she runs into assumptions that she wants marriage and kids, but these things freak her out to no end. And I’m guessing she’s not the only person haunted by images of commitment.

(I happen to love the movie, but get a little freaked out by how much Diane Wiest looks like my mother in it.)

5. Mulholland Dr. (2001) This was Scribe Grrrl’s pick. It haunts her both in the sense that it scares her and that it stays with her (and, she admitted, it definitely turns her on too). David Lynch movies are tough to classify. The supernatural and surreal elements could make them horror movies, but that doesn’t seem quite right.

Mulholland Dr. certainly provided a great deal to interpret and wrestle with. The friends with whom I saw it could not stop talking about it afterwards – what did the alternative reality mean? Which character interpretations were real? I did not find it as compelling. But there were women kissing and I liked that.

6. Jesus Camp (2006) This was the linster’s pick, and I must say that I agree. I, definitely found this documentary about evangelical children to be chilling. This also made me think about documentaries in general. The callousness of the principals in Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room disturbed me immensely. And I cannot even bring myself to see An Inconvenient Truth. I don’t need to be convinced about global warming and, frankly, don’t need to get that freaked out. Documentaries can focus on extremely scary concepts without providing anything fictional to hide behind. Now that’s haunting.

7. The Day After (1983) Both Scribe Grrrl and I independently picked this 1983 nuclear bomb made-for-TV movie. I’m just old enough to have been afraid of nuclear war with the Soviet Union when I was a kid and this movie gave me some serious nightmares. Again, that omnipresent danger and lack of control was beyond unnerving. I do, however, conflate this movie with the other ’80s nuclear bomb made-for-TV movie, Testament. The latter was primarily about the effect on one family. And Roxanna Zal, who played some of the most depressing adolescent roles in the ’80s, was excellent in it.

8. Overboard (1987) I’m only half-kidding about this one. While I actually enjoy the movie and am not scared by it, I’m always disturbed when I watch it because memory loss scares the crap out of me. This was comic amnesia, of course, but the idea that loss of memory equals loss of identity chills me to the bone.

Of course, different things scare different people. What non-horror movies haunt you?

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