Boo! Did I scare you? No, well,
fine. But I do know a scary secret. Lean close, I’ll tell you. Closer.
A bit closer. Boo! OK, come on, that time I had to scare you, just a
little. Actually, this news is probably only truly terrifying to the
actresses whose dirty little secrets I’m about to spill. You see, before
they were screen queens, these ladies were all scream queens. Sure,
they’re all big Oscar winners, A-listers and TV stars now. But at
the start of their careers, they were just glorified bait. Here’s a look at
10 actresses’ horrific early careers.
Jamie Lee Curtis
(Halloween, 1978): Like mother, like daughter. Jamie Lee followed
in her mom Janet Leigh’s bloody footprints by squaring off with a
Psycho killer. But at least Jamie got to live to fight another day,
albeit two decades later in Halloween H20.
(The Burning, 1981): I think Holly is the one in the blue, and
the one screaming. But it’s hard to tell since it’s so hard to find images from
Holly’s first-ever film role, a summer camp slasher. Who is the happy camper, now?
(Parasite, 1982): When Demi was battling giant mutant killer
bugs, her future hubby Ashton Kutcher was enjoying naptime in preschool.
But, hey, she’s still doing better than Trump. At least when she
was 20, her current spouse had been born.
(Troll, 1986): A wood nymph? Uh, this is a horror movie, right?
(Phenomena, 1985): Jennifer plays a young woman who can communicate
with insects in this fantasy thriller. It’s like Dr. Doolittle meets
(A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, 1987): Before she
was a Medium, Patricia was a Freddy fighter. Though here’s a tip,
Dream Warriors: Even if you think he’s dead, he’s not. Trust me.
(Critters 4, 1991): Critters in space. Like Aliens, but really,
(Leprechaun, 1993): No, it’s not the Dennis Kucinich story.
Instead, it’s the ugly side of what happens when you go after a little
fella’s pot of gold.
(The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 1994): My, what a
big gun you have, Renee. The better to fight chainsaw-wielding, skin
mask–wearing psychopaths with, my dear.
(Sometimes They Come Back … Again, 1996): I bet when she was
making this screen gem, Hilary never dreamed that one day two shiny,
gold Oscars would be sitting on her mantle.