If you’re of age, you can watch this violent redband trailer of Machete Kills. The best part is Michelle Rodriguez punching Amber Heard in the vagina.
If you want to see Naya Rivera in a crop top (underboobage!), you should be following her on Instagram.
Last night on Jay Leno, Demi Lovato said she’ll be on six episodes of Glee this season. That should be enough time for her to have sex with Santana.
Thinking of having a baby? You might want to try this new book: Getting to Baby: Creating Your Family Faster, Easier, and Less Expensive through Fertility, Adoption, or Surrogacy by Victoria and Jennifer Collier. There’s also a new film based on the book, so pick your mode of learning!
American Horror Story: Asylum is now available on DVD and there’s a fun “Escape the Asylum” game on the website. Just in time for Halloween!
I’m so excited about Season 2 of Chicago Fire. Check out Leslie Shay in action.
Diana Nyad shared this comic someone made about her on her Facebook page.
Speaking of comics, check out this preview from the new Fearless Defenders (#12 and 9). (Thanks Peter!)
The A.V. Club discusses the unlikely success of The Go-Go‘s Beauty and the Beat. Bisexual member Jane Wiedlin weighs in.
Tonight in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, *Ellen marathon (FX 9 a.m.), All My Children (OWN 1 p.m.), Azealia Banks on Lovebox Festival 2013 (Palladia 1 p.m.), *Grey’s Anatomy marathon (Lifetime 1 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *Reba (ABC Family 4:30 p.m.), Notes on a Scandal (TMAX 4:40 p.m.), *Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo 6 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Erin Foley on AXS Live (AXS TV 7 p.m.), *Ray Donovan (Showtime 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), *Nick Cannon Presents Wild ‘N Out marathon (MTV2 9 p.m.), The Bridge (FX 10 p.m.), The Challenge: Rivals II (MTV 10 p.m.), *Jersey Strong (Pivot 10:30 p.m.) (Thanks Roni!)