Let’s begin with something super hot. Rihanna and Shakira in their new video for “Can’t Remember to Forget You.” Oh my.
Surely you will appreciate these pics of Lea Michele and Dianna Agron together for the 100th episode of Glee, at least.
In really great news, Hong Kong billionaire Cecil Chao has called off the offer to pay a dude who could woo his lesbian daughter Gigi. He told CNN:
“If Gigi’s said that this is what she chooses, then it’s all over.”
Chooses, is – whatever. At least he’s leaving it alone now. I’m sure Gigi and her partner are beyond relieved.
Sarah Paulson doesn’t know what she’s wearing to the Oscars yet, but she says she’d wear “a paper sack” and wouldn’t care because she’s so excited to go.
Rumor has it t.A.T.u. could be performing at the Sochi Olympics. How is that somehow not a huge surprise to me? It’s like, “Oh yeah, of course, the faux lesbians.”
The Celebrity Big Brother stars Jasmine Waltz and Luisa Zissman claim they got sexy in the house but it was too hot to be shown on TV. Luisa said of their hook-ups:
“We did a lot, lot, lot more. I was really attracted to her because she is wild and crazy. She fancied me too. We were like two crazy a******** bitches.”
Meanwhile in Bollywood, a bisexual heroine is the focus of Dedh Ishqiya.
Beacon Hill has a premiere date of March 5, and now we get a look at what we can expect from Crystal Chappell‘s politically-charged new web series. (Thanks Dana!)
Heather Hogan sent me this tip: There could be an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D./Avengers crossover and Ming-Na has expressed her interest in ScarJo’s Agent Romanoff.
— Ming-Na Wen (@MingNa) January 31, 2014
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, *America’s Next Top Model – Cycle 17 marathon (Oxygen 6 a.m.), *Golden Girls “Isn’t It Romantic?” (Hallmark 9 a.m., 1 a.m.), *Doctor Who “A Good Man Goes to War” (BBC America 9 a.m.), *Couples Therapy (VH1 11 a.m., 5:25 p.m., 10 p.m.), *Degrassi “What’s My Name Again?”/”Cry Me a River, Pt. 1″ (TeenNick 11 a.m., 11:30 a.m.), Your Sister’s Sister (Showtime2 11:10 a.m.), *iCarly “iSam’s Mom” (TeenNick 1 p.m., 5:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Will & Grace “East Side Story” (We 3 p.m., Logo 9:30 p.m.), *Black Sails “I.” (Starz Edge 3:30 p.m., 8 p.m., Starz 10:45 p.m.), *Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta “Double Trouble” (TLC 5 p.m.), *Finding Bigfoot (Animal Planet 5 p.m., 6 p.m.), *Will & Grace “Fanilow” (Logo 5:30 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), *Reba “Van’s Agent” (CMT 7 p.m.), Hollywood Game Night “Party Boys vs. Game Night Girls” (NBC 8 p.m.), *Oprah: Where Are They Now? “Sinead O’Connor, Corbin Bleu, Lou Ferrigno and Margaret Cho” (OWN 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Women’s Soccer – U.S. vs. Canada friendly (Fox Sports 1 9 p.m.), *Buffy “School Hard” (Pivot 10 p.m.), The Wrestler (IFC 10:30 p.m.), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Comedy Central 11 p.m.), *Lost Girl “Lovers. Apart.” (Syfy 2 a.m.), Being John Malkovich (Showtime2 2 a.m.), *Deadly Women “Malicious Hearts” (ID 4 a.m.), The Suze Orman Show (CNBC 5 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)