In some bizarre Real Housewives-themed edition of Brew, here are a few semi-relevant items. First, Sarah Paulson went on Watch What Happens Live last night and spent a lot of time talking about the housewives (she thinks Kim Richards would be the Supreme). But at least this photo happened!
Meanwhile Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “star” Brandi Glanville writes about “lesbian hookups” along with other scandals like drug usage and drunken crayness (sigh) in her new memoir. From a review:
At another point in the book, Brandi tells of a lesbian hookup she experienced. A woman was “rubbing the side of my waist” during a conversation and while Brandi was “not quite sure what to do” at first, she quickly realized that she was “not hating the attention” and proceeded to engage in a “full-blown make out session.”
The key word there: Attention.
Enough of that! Congrats to out lesbian skier Daniela Iraschko-Stolz who took home the silver medal at the first-ever women’s ski-jump competition at the Sochi Games.
Amber Heard showed some leg on the red carpet of her 3 Days to Kill premiere.
Are you ready to swoon? Be still my heart, Samira Wiley!
Berlinale is underway in Germany and one of the contenders for this year’s Teddy Award (for the best in queer film) is Vetramorgun (Winter Morning). From the Teddy site:
Maria hesitates when her best friend Birita offers her some pills, but – what the hell? Her mother’s away and they are both desperate to have some fun tonight. They set off and, once the drug takes effect, start euphorically planning how they might finally escape their dreary island. But they only manage to wind up at a party where they continue celebrating. Maria’s pupils are wide open in her delicate face. She may be high, but she doesn’t feel at all well any more. It now transpires that Birita has plans for her friend: she wants Maria finally to have sex with a boy and put a stop to the stupid gossip about her being a lesbian.
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, *Roseanne “Roseanne-Feld” (We 10:30 a.m.), *Degrassi (TeenNick 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.), *Living Single “Woman to Woman” (TV One 11:30 a.m.), Couples Therapy (VH1 12 p.m.), *Roseanne “Into That Good Night, Part 2″ (We 12:30 p.m.), *Police Women of Memphis (DFH 1 p.m.), Grey’s Anatomy (Lifetime 1 p.m./2 p.m.), Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (HBO Comedy 1:50 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *Saturday Night Live “Justin Bieber” (VH1 4 p.m.), *Friends “The One with Rachel’s Big Kiss” (TBS 4:30 p.m.), *The Millionaire Matchmaker “Patti Meets Her Mate” (Bravo 5 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), *Black Sails “III.” (Starz InBlack 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Couples Therapy (VH1 9 p.m.), Tom Green Live “Sandra Bernhard” (AXS TV 9 p.m.), Two and a Half Men “This Unblessed Biscuit” (CBS 9:31 p.m.), Sia on Later… with Jools Holland (Palladia 10 p.m.), *Buffy (Pivot 10 p.m.), *Friends “The One with the Candy Hearts” (Nick 11 p.m.), *Buffy “Intervention” (FX 7 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)