Morning Brew – Ellen gets “The Simpsons” treatment

 
 

Good morning!

Well, shoot. Looks like Kalinda is hooking up with none other than Cary when The Good Wife returns. Things are about to get crazy.

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Amy Adams mom is a lesbian, says The National Enquirer. Slow news week guys?

While we’re talking tabloids, Star insists Ellen cheated on Portia de Rossi and found pictures of them looking angry. I mean, come on guys — that was like three Portia haircuts ago.

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The Simpsons took on the Ellen celeb selfie from the Oscars and I’m loving her animated look. Too bad we can’t see Angelina Jolie‘s lips.

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TVLine has a sad spoiler! It’s a video of Paige and Emily getting mad at each other. Nooooo. Paige, you know you have to call your boo every five minutes or at least send an emoji of some kind.

Chicago-based musician Sami Grisafe has a new video for her song “Carousel.” There are candles and sexy times.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Jane Velez-Mitchell on The Wendy Williams Show, Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.), *Degrassi “Underneath It All, Pt. 1 & 2″ (TeenNick 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.), *Wicked Attraction “Lesbians and the Little Man” (Discovery 11 a.m.), *Mad About You “Fire at Riff’s” (FXX 11:30 a.m.), *Couples Therapy marathon (VH1 12 p.m.), *Black Sails “VI.” (Starz InBlack 12:50 p.m., 8 p.m., 10:50 p.m.), *Grey’s Anatomy “Sweet Surrender” (Lifetime 2 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley (HBO2 3 p.m.), *Friends “The One with the Lesbian Wedding” (TBS 4 p.m.), the xx on Glastonbury Festival Hour 5 (Palladia 4 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), *Reba “Van’s Agent” (CMT 7 p.m.), *Rachel Maddow on The Daily Show (Comedy Central 7:30 p.m.), American Idol “Results Show” (Fox 8 p.m.), Being John Malkovich (Showtime Beyond 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Grey’s Anatomy “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away” (ABC 9 p.m.), Couples Therapy “Final Goodbye” (VH1 9 p.m.), Hollywood Game Night “Battle of the Champions” (NBC 9:01 p.m.), Two and a Half Men “How to Get Rid of Alan Harper” (CBS 9:01 p.m.), Portlandia “Ecoterrorists” (IFC 10 p.m.), LP on Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC 1:37 a.m.), Gigli (VH1 1 a.m.), *House “Lucky Thirteen” (USA 2:02 a.m.), Mulholland Dr. (Starz Cinema 2:15 a.m.), *Portlandia marathon (IFC 4:30 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)

*Denotes rerun

 
 

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