Good morning! It’s Monday, but we’re all going to power through it, OK?
Page Six reports that a “spy” saw Katy Perry and Rihanna doing some late hour bumping and grinding out in the club this weekend and that it was ““one step away from a lesbian love scene!” I need to know who this spy is so I can decide what kind of judgment they have on lesbian love scenes and assess the situation.
Rumors are also surrounding Kristen Stewart and the women she’s hanging out with. Girlfriends? Rebounds? No one knows, they all want to.
In other rumors/gossip, Cara Delevingne supposedly broke up with Michelle Rodriguez. It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. (Also, are Cara and Kristen working with the same stylist?)
Desiree Akhavan has joined Season 4 of Girls. The out actress/writer will play a student at the writing program Hannah attends. If you can trust Lena Dunham‘s Instagram, it appears her character’s name is Chandra.
Susan Sarandon is back on Mike & Molly tonight as Molly’s big lesbian writer friend. I totally agree with what she’s saying.
The New York Times has a piece about Ellen DeGeneres‘s obsession with real estate.
Joan Jett and Taylor Momsen played “I Hate Myself For Loving You” together, and I like that song so much I’m alright with it.
Heather Peace hates being called a “lesbian musician” or “lesbian actress.” She’s also released the lyric video for her new “lesbian” song.
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Monifah on The Wendy Williams Show, Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.), *Faking It “Pilot” (MTV 9 a.m.), *Kitchen Cousins “The Ellen Show/Kitchen Cousins Giveaway” (DIY 9:30 a.m.), *Degrassi “Doll Parts, Pt. 2″/”I Want It That Way, Pt. 1″ (TeenNick 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.), *Girl Code marathon (MTV 11 a.m.), Monster (Universal HD 11 a.m., 12 a.m.), *Grey’s Anatomy marathon (Lifetime 1 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *How I Met Your Mother “Big Days” (FX 3 p.m.), D.E.B.S. (Starz Comedy 3:10 p.m.), *Friends “The One with the Birth” (TBS 5 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), The Voice “Live Top 10 Performance Show” (NBC 8 p.m.), Star-Crossed “Give Me a Torch” (CW 8 p.m.), Mr. Selfridge (PBS), Call the Midwife (PBS), *R&B Divas: Atlanta “Engagement to Enragement” (TV One 8 p.m., 11 p.m.), *Christine Quinn on Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO2 8 p.m., HBO 3:45 a.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Mike & Molly “Who’s Afraid of J.C. Small?” (CBS 9 p.m.), Warehouse 13 “A Faire to Remember” (Syfy 9 p.m.), Black Ink Crew “Finale” (VH1 9:30 p.m.), *Law & Order “For Love or Money” (Sundance 10 p.m.), Being John Malkovich (Showtime2 10 p.m.), *Archer “Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure” (FX 12:02 a.m.), Basic Instinct (Encore Classic 12:30 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)