Shag, Marry or Bury: Harry Potter and the Quest for Amortentia


Welcome to a new magical edition of your favorite game …

This week, you’ve got to choose between the ladies of Harry Potter. I know, I know, some of you might feel like you’re skirting the lesbian cougar line if you vote for Hermione Granger in a poll like this (even though, technically, Hermione was born in 1979 and is now 31 years old.) (Nearly Headless Nick’s 500th deathday party celebrated his beheading, which happened on October 31, 1492, which means it was 1992 in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which means the trio were 13 then, which means they’re in their 30s now.) (No, I’m not an insane person.) (Yes, I am.) ANYWAY, we’ve got two polls for you this week! You can vote in both! Or only one! Whatever your feelings lead you to do!

Will it be: Hermione, Cho or Fleur?

And will it also be: Bellatrix, Trelawney or Tonks?

Last week’s winners:

Shag: Tegan

Marry: Sara

Bury: Lisa

Mistress: Jessica


Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!

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