Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “G.I. Joe”

The main thing I felt when watching G.I. Joe: Retaliation this weekend — yes, I paid money to watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation this weekend — was crushing sadness that Adrianne Palicki‘s Wonder Woman never made it off the ground, because, y’all, she’s even more fierce than we realized when she was on Friday Night Lights. Obviously, these movies are sausagefests, but there are some moments of genuine lady awesomeness. So, how about we put the three badass blondes of the G.I. Joe franchise up against each other for this week’s Shag, Marry, or Dump. Who do you choose between Sienna Miller, Karolina Kurkova, and Adrianne Palicki?

Last week’s Spring Breakers winners:

Shag: Heather Morris

Marry: Ashley Benson

Dump: Vanessa Hudgens

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!

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