Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “Dexter”


Dexter‘s seventh season ends this Sunday night and I’ve only just realized that we have never had a Shag, Marry, Dump poll featuring the first ladies of serial killing. And it’s a f–king shame that I haven’t f–king realized before f–king now that Deb motherf–king Morgan has been overf—king looked. So, let’s right my wrong. Who do you choose between Jennifer Carpenter, Yvonne Strahovski, and Lauren VĂ©lez?

Last week’s Les Miserables winners:

Shag: Amanda Seyfried
Marry: Anne Hathaway
Dump: Helena Bomham Carter

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!

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