Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “Dexter”


Dexter‘s seventh season ends this Sunday night and I’ve only just realized that we have never had a Shag, Marry, Dump poll featuring the first ladies of serial killing. And it’s a f–king shame that I haven’t f–king realized before f–king now that Deb motherf–king Morgan has been overf—king looked. So, let’s right my wrong. Who do you choose between Jennifer Carpenter, Yvonne Strahovski, and Lauren Vélez?

Last week’s Les Miserables winners:

Shag: Amanda Seyfried

Marry: Anne Hathaway

Dump: Helena Bomham Carter

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!

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