Position Played: Safety. Skills: Destroyer of anything paper (especially tax documents); Can pass gas without a sound
Lily comes with her own protective gear. And polar bear disguise!
Nellie is a retired football player who enjoys standing on the sidelines and calling all the young players pansies. In her day, football was played by real dogs. Tough dogs. Rub some dirt on it, she barks.
Position Played: Kicker (gives him plenty of time to sleep in between plays). Special Skills: Headbutting anything that moves and is adept at tripping over own paws at the most inopportune times. Also enjoys snapping at insects.
Hometown: Winter Park, TX
What do you mean they’re playing the Super Bowl in New Jersey?