Back in prophecy land, Bo and Rainer are chasing after horse women and generally making a mess of everything. And Kenzi is still trying to find one friend who will do her a solid and kill Massimo. She strikes out with Vex, who turns out to be the little rat’s godfather. Yeah, I did not see that coming – mostly because no one could see that coming. Hello, left field.
Slightly less leftfield is the reveal that Evony is actually Massimo’s mother. I mean, we already know she has unprotected sex. Somehow, again don’t ask because there are no good answers, Massimo captures Lauren. All his rage issues boil down to mommy issues, so in his last-ditch effort to gain her love he swallows the Origin Seed.
Right, so where were we on these prophecies. Oh, yeah, Bo is still trying to save Rainer’s life because that’s the priority. Note to self: Have a stern talk with her about priorities. She even unclaims Kenzi at her request, which is awful. And then agrees to bond marry Rainer, which is stupid. Because as soon as they do the Lady Knight literally laughs in their faces for unleashing the Pyrippus who will, you know, end the world. Oh, Bo, you sure stepped in it now. Wipe your feet before crawling back to your friends, please.
Next week: The season four finale. And don’t forget to keep voting for Lauren (and the other #faebians of your choice) in the AfterEllen March Madness: The Hunger Games poll.
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