Right, so, to no one’s surprise the next quick cut to Bo and Dyson elicits the unhappy groan of the episode. UUUUUGH. Seriously, you two, keep it out of each other’s damn pants. Dyson keeps imploring Bo to look at him, but she keeps them brown-blue eyes clamped tightly closed and clamps his mouth shut with an angry, “Don’t tell me what to do.”
OK, fine, so that was some serious wish fulfillment for all non-Dybo shippers. There’s a lot of talk of free will and labels and changing. But then Bo falls to her knees in pain because the Wanderer’s mark has returned. And she finally pieces together that he just might probably most certainly be her father.
The familial revelation is interrupted by the Una Pervy who show up out of nowhere in Bo’s bedroom. They say the codex of laws has been broken and when Bo tells them to deal with her natural born rule-breaking they say it’s not her they’re after. It’s Dyson who is the big bad wolf. Much snarling ensures. Just whip them out and measure them already, people.
p.s. Una Swinton is still hot even when all dark-eyed and growly. Just saying.
KENZISM OF THE WEEK:
Leave it to Kenzi to make even a headache seem cool.
“Holy high-pitched hangover.”
BOOBS O’CLOCK OF THE WEEK:
It was really only a matter of time before I got a gif in there.