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Look at all these rumors, surrounding me every day…
Nerve magazine has an entertaining new list of “The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors Ever”. The lesbian ones among them are:
31. Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy bearded for each other 23. Oprah is gay 15. Marlene Dietrich and Greta Garbo had an affair
For once, the lesbian rumors are the tame ones – the list also includes “Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Jennifer Lopez insured her ass”, and my personal favorite, “Mikey died from eating pop rocks and soda” (apparently he liked it a little too much).
What are your favorite celebrity rumors? You know you have some…