Welcome back to #Litter, where we take the best Tweets from Real L Word girls, put them in a police line-up, and let you judge who’s guilty of indecent exposure.
Last week, we learned that Sara is not only addicted to eyebrow pencil, she’s a “humanitarian.” And Romi confirmed for a fan that, yes, some of the other castmembers are “cunt flaps.” Can I get a twitness?
This week, Hunter Valentine hears from its fans, Kelsey has needs, and Whitney is more popular than the largest feminist organization in America.
The Hunter Valentine Fan Club:
@huntervalentine and almost bought music from iTunes. Then remembered the lead is an utter douche. It’s hard to support that.
— Nameless Transguy (@ftmtrans) July 20, 2012
@huntervalentine just cause u drive around in a van with ur friends playing to 5 ppl a night does not mean ur on tour.Do u think ur u2??
— Emma Savage (@emasavo) August 1, 2012
Look for Hunter Valentine’s new single, “Utter Douche,” available on iTunes next month.
In case the music thing doesn’t work out for Kiyomi:
First acting class starts now..
— Kiyomi M. (@Kiyomance) August 9, 2012
Even Channing Tatum thinks this is a terrible idea, and he’s a robot..
Amanda’s message to whom?
You are very generous…. With your vagina
— Amanda Leigh Dunn (@AmandaLeighDunn) August 8, 2012
Speaking of Romi:
Thank you to all of you who take the time to write on my pages how much you dislike me :).
— Romi Klinger(@TenderRomi) August 8, 2012
How ya doing, Kelsey?
— kelsey chavarria (@kelseychavarria) August 4, 2012
Obviously typed with one hand…
Because we just can’t get enough Kiyomi:
@trishbendix just got your number. Now I can crank call you from slumber parties annnnd send pizzas to your house!
— Kiyomi M. (@Kiyomance) August 7, 2012
Call me maybe. NOT.
Stay classy, motherfucker.
A sign of the coming apocalypse:
Dreadlocks: 1. Equal rights: 0.