Why We Love Aries (Plus Your Weekly Lesbian Horoscopes)

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Horoscopes for March 20th – March 27th, 2018

Happy Birthday, Aries!  Does anything scare you?  Seriously!  Your fiery passion makes you extremely head-strong. This makes you a great leader because you are not easily bullied into submission.  No matter how many people try to drive you out of a group or industry because of your strong opinions, you stand your ground and speak your mind.  This has earned you many haters and many quiet admirers. Your following loves you because you are the voice they are afraid to have when they need it the most. Keep it up, Aries.  As much as you piss people off with your unfiltered, impulsive, remarks,  the world needs people who are willing to ignore the haters for a greater cause. Although you’re the spawn of Satan is some people’s eyes, you’re a hero in the eyes of those who need you.

Aries You May Recognize

Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week.

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Who are these people?!  You keep getting invited to parties from randoms you don’t remember meeting.  As much as you want to stay home and cuddle while binge-watching reruns of Orange is the New Black, there is someone you are meant to meet at one of these gatherings.  Dust off your fancy Converses and iron your tight fitted blazer.  If anyone knows that life is short, it’s you, Aries.  Don’t fuck this up.

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