Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

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Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast!

 

Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week.

Aries

March 21 – April 19

You are entering this year with a BANG, Aries!  You and your partner have reached a new spice-level in bed from kosher salt to pure cinnamon.  You are also planning a brand new adventure that is both scary and exciting.  What is else is happening for Aries at the start of this year?  Despite some hiccups at work, you still have your job.  NOICE!  The world may seem like it’s spinning just for you right now, but try not to let it go to your head.  The little people matter, too, you know.

 

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