Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

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Cancer

June 21 – July 22

It’s a thrifty year for you, Cancer!  You’ve made the decision that you will spend less money this year and balance your finances.  Good for you!  It’s going to be very tempting for you to give in to your usual habits of emotional spending.  But seriously now — who needs another pair of light up unicorn slippers?  Duh… EVERYBODY.  But, even if you think you need something, you probably don’t.  So, tattoo that phrase onto your hand and stick to it.  Just kidding… You don’t really need another tattoo, either.  Let’s be real.

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