Ever wonder how TV writers decide what to do with their lesbian characters? Well, after searching through [Showrunner's Name Redacted]‘s file cabinets, AfterEllen.com can exclusively report that writers create lesbian storylines with the help of a Candy Land-type board game called “Lesbiland.” Each writer who decides to tell the story of a lesbian character is given the game to help craft their narratives. And it’s a good thing, too, for how else would they know what to do with these mysterious women known as “gays”? We’ve gotten our hands on a copy of the game. Why not use it to create your own characters and write your own TV shows? The “pros” shouldn’t have all the fun!
Such a shame that there’s no
Breast Voyage Gumdrop Passage like on the original Candy Land.