Lesbian Scientistics: Lesbian procrastination

I know that some of you are starting to think of your Scientistics team as a group of one-trick geniuses. I mean, yes, we make awesomely accurate charts about attractive and powerful women, but what else do we have to offer? Thank you for asking.

This week, we want to help lesbians and bisexuals everywhere become more productive time-wasters. Studies estimate that companies lose about twenty-eleven gazillion hours each year to employees screwing off on the Internet.

If you’re going to do the thing, do it properly.

Do you have work to do? Do you not have work to do? Doesn’t matter! Enter our Lesbian Procrastination Loop (LPL) and watch your wasted time fly by with the kind of efficiency you never thought possible.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. If you’re reading this, you’re out of the chart. We’ve calculated that the LPL can sustain life until 2056. Stop messing around out here. Get back in the loop and mess around with purpose.

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