Later, on set, things that should never happen are happening.
Things get heated (barf) and Julia (theoretically in character) walks on set. At the sight of Mariana making out with this guy, her first thought is this:
Which is a scene from the very first episode. And also? WTF, Julia?! Your first thought when seeing your girlfriend making out with someone should be, “I am going to punch this dude in the face,” it should not be Random Memory of Ex-Boyfriend Sleeping With Random Redhead.
Sigh. I need another drink.
The director yells, “Cut!” And Mariana takes the opportunity to tell Julia to hurry up next time because the guy has a beard and she’s being tortured. As are we all.
Afterwards, the director tells them both to stick around, which sounds like good news. Mariana says that if they get the part, she’s coming with a razor next time to shave the guy’s beard. Julia tells her not to exaggerate because from where she was standing Mariana looked very into it.
Julia: I was thinking, ‘A few more takes, and this girl flips her canoe.’
And I am totally using that expression from now on because it is awesome.
Mariana isn’t sure she wants to take the part, which Julia thinks is crazysause and starts listing the many reasons why Mariana has to take the part. Then someone turns off the lights on set which is their cue to move into a brighter corner and make out.
Meanwhile, Armando tries getting a date, or, more likely, a one night stand, with someone I assume he used to have no trouble getting into his bed. Unfortuntely, now that he’s no longer a hotshot soccer player, he’s having a much harder time of things. He could always try Alma’s escort service. Just sayin.