Dara: Can you teach me improv over an IM?
Nicol: Sure…We are at a laundromat and you are out of coins. I am doing laundry right next to you….GO!
Dara: Excuse me. Do you have any change? I’m out of quarters. And my baby is stuck between cycles
Nicol: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s a lesbian! GO AWAY! Don’t touch me!! Here take my purse, take my jewelry…..
Dara: Great, thanks!
Nicol: You’re good!
Dara: Wait. What are you doing later? Wanna move in with me?
Nicol: I am supposed to “Yes and…” here. So sure! I’ll move in with you!
Dara: Oh wait. Rebecca Drysdale nailed this one with her lesbian speed-dating bit. That was a good sketch-a-roo.
Nicol: Oh yes! That girl is an amazing writer! So funny.
Dara: I guess it’s hard to be original!
Nicol: What do you mean?
Dara: I was going right into ”move in, get out, let’s be BFF, the end.” I saw the whole thing in my head in that second.
Nicol: LESSON 1 of IMPROV – Never plan anything!
Nicol: LESSON 2 – Let me do the talking! Because what if your partner has a different plan in his/her head then you are screwed!
Dara: Maybe I can only do improv with femmes since I let them do the talking anyway
Nicol: Ha! I would recommend that.
Dara: haha, you would. Do you think men and women approach comedy differently?
Nicol: No, I think that good comedians approach comedy better than the not-so-good comedians. But I don’t think it’s a gender thing. I do think that men *think they are funnier than women
but we are changing.
Dara: I think I speak for the entire country when I say “thank you.” I love that all these female comedians are popping up everywhere. Smart ones, ya know? Edgier than ever.
Nicol: Yes! How about that? Hmm, smart women comedians, whoda thunk it?
Dara: I thunk you are one of them, missy-poo.
Nicol: Well, I love making people laugh. Always have, always will!
Dara: Are you out of white wine spritzers yet?
Nicol: I am finished and schoochered! Yahoo! Who’s ready to play pin the tail on the pansy?
Dara: I was born ready.
Nicol: Tell me about it.
Dara: I think were done.
Dara: Have a great night!
Dara: Bye weirdo.
Nicol: Weirdo! I hate that word!
Dara: Why, because it ends in a vowel, NICOL?