IM-ing with Nicol Paone

Dara: How’s the bi thing going? Some lesbians take issue with bi girls.

Nicol: Well they can kiss my ass! There is a B in the LGBT!  Do lesbians realize how hard it is to fall in love with everyone?

Dara: I thought the B stood for Blowsy. And I think Liz Taylor understands.

Nicol: I don’t think so???

Dara: Bitch?

Nicol: Seriously.

Dara: Bumblebee? some bees are gay, ya know

Nicol: Are they? Good for them!

Dara: Well, there’s a queen in the hive, so…

Nicol: Seriously, I have no time for any lesbian who takes issue with bisexuals. Who are they to tell me how I feel? Who are they to question my relationships? They were probably just burned by a poser bisexual and that’s not my problem.

Dara: Ya know they added a Q to LGBT. LGBTQ. I thought it stood for queer at first  but apparently, it means questioning. Wouldn’t it better if you go figure yourself out and get back to us?

Nicol: BTW – I am declaring 2010 THE YEAR OF THE BISEXUAL!! SO WATCH OUT LEBO’S AND LESBRO’S, WE ARE COMING FOR YA!

Dara: Fine!!  Gah, bi girls are so frigging aggressive!

Nicol: Oh and lesbians aren’t?

Dara: Are you just aggressive because you’re missing a letter in your name? Are you angry, Nicol?

Nicol: I am perfectly comfortable with my name. So there.

Dara: Me too. Although I’ve been called Dana, Daria, Tara, Sara, and Deena.

Nicol: Annoying! People are ridiculous!

Dara: At Starbucks, I just say “Beth” now.

Nicol: Nice

Dara: So, what IS with the missing “e”, Nicol Paone.

Nicol: My parents couldn’t spell.

Dara: Is your brother’s name Rober?

Nicol: My brother’s name is Mik.

Dara: That was my next gues. Alrighty. Can we get back to improv-ing?

Nicol: Sure

Dara: Are there words that are inherently funny?

Nicol: NO!

Dara: Wow, you feel pretty strongly about that.

Nicol: Yes, I guess I did.

Dara: Odd numbers are funnier than even ones.

Nicol: Well you are right there….I mean who wants to talk about burping 4 times…..3 is much funnier

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