IKEA Assembly Instructions For a Lesbian Relationship

Yesterday, College Humor posted some nerdgasmic IKEA instructions for building a TARDIS, a time-traveling Delorean, a lightsaber and a T-Rex. I've been wanting all four of those things for practically my whole life, but as I was studying the directions, it occurred to me that there's something even trickier than attaching a Wibbly-Wobbly to a Police Box, and that something is assembling a lesbian relationship.

And so I've created an IKEA manual for your building pleasure.

Finally — you can put that tool belt to work!