How to Be a Gay Lady: Manners for the Modern Lesbian: Lesson Seven

2. A Guide to Online PDA

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Don’t get me wrong my little pooper-scoopers; I know it’s difficult these days to find ways to communicate with your ladyfriends. Now that we no longer have access to mobile phones, text messaging, emails, Skype, direct messages or face-to-face conversation, I realise there really is no option but for us all to languidly inscribe our innermost longings on each other’s walls (no, you’re filthy). I’m just saying, is all.

Here are a few more moments when it may be better to think before we “share.”

3. A Guide to Attention Grabbing

4. A Guide to Passive Aggressive Gay Lady Photo Tagging

5. A Guide to TMI

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