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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Horoscopes for March 6th – March 13th, 2018 Happy Birthday, Pisces! A lot of people adore you and you are the friend others confide in for life advice. You are the most well-rounded sign, knowing how to release a lot of social energy without overly exerting yourself. You have issues with being taken advantage of because you can be too trusting. Sometimes you find yourself having to fend off envious haters — because when you’re this awesome, inevitably some people are gonna get peanut butter and jealous. However, your positive attitude towards life always helps you get over criticisms quickly. No matter one’s star sign, there is a lot that can be learned from a Pisces. Pisces You May Recognize

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

Getty Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

Where you goin’, Aries? Something fun very soon, no doubt. You’re reluctant to how much you want to commit to these travel plans but the time spent with friends will make the hassle worth it. You know more than any of us that it’s time for you to go on a vacation. Embrace every moment and have no regrets.

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Taurus

Avoiding confrontation is one of your fortes but this isn’t always resolved when your way of dealing with conflict is holding your feelings inside. You could truly benefit from a walk down the self-help book aisle this week, Taurus. Learning how to express your feelings in a healthy manner will dramatically improve all facets of your life.

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Gemini

Going with the flow will benefit you this week. You have a lot of heavy decisions you’ve been weighing on, Gemini. However, if you continue to dwell on the potential outcomes you will drive yourself insane. Try seeing where the universe takes you this week and enjoy the ride.

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Cancer

You think everyone is out to get you lately. Well, you’re wrong. Being paranoid is going to damage your close relationships and encourage you to say things you will later regret. Try stepping back so you can look at the bigger picture. You are loved and life is more complicated than you are seeing.

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Leo

Preoccupation with others needs has overcome you, Leo. This is a good change of pace for you but you’re starting to feel energetically drained. It’s okay to take a little break to allow your reservoirs to refuel. You’ve done good, Leo. You’ve done good. Time to celebrate!

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Virgo

Being hard on yourself is really dampening your spirits, Virgo. Your inner critic seems to be taking over lately but it’s time to quiet the cognitive distortions and allow soothing positivity into your life this week. Find activities that lift you up and make you happy.

 

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Libra

In the mood for adventure, Libra? Lately, you’ve been excited about exploring new endeavors! Others may not approve but the heart wants what it wants. Open your mind to other people’s opinions and bounce your own thoughts off of their’s to ultimately decide if it’s a good time to follow your heart or put it in time-out.

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Scorpio

Your self-indulgences are starting to dig into your pockets, Scorpio. It’s okay to let loose and have fun every once in a while, but you’ve been pushing it lately. Try to put some rainy day funds somewhere safe. You never know when you’re going to need to access that emergency stash.

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Sagittarius

Although well-intended, the fire inside of you is leaving those around you feeling charred as you blaze your trail. Although it’s your style to leave a smoke trail behind, you will benefit from adding some ice to the fire this week. Time to chill out before you burn your whole life down.

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Capricorn

Do things feel like they are spinning out of control, Capricorn? Right when you felt like everything was finally starting to fall into place, the universe decided to mix things up and make them more exciting. You may not be able to control the hand you’re dealt but you can control how you play it.

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Aquarius

Someone close to you doesn’t approve of a major decision you made recently. There is likely a misinterpretation going on that can easily be resolved with some listening and open-mindedness. Although you are tempted to lay on the sarcasm, holding back will benefit you this week. Bite that tongue, Aquarius!

 

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Pisces

Not everyone knows this about you but you absolutely love controversial topics about politics and scientific theories. This week you’ve been geeking out with others of a similar mindset opening you to a new door of knowledge. This shared interest in these niche topics is a satisfying activity that will add pleasure to your week. Enjoy the geek fest!

About The Author: Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions through the art of GIF and meme. She is also the executive producer and founder of the feminist group Matriarchy where she channels her activism by creating liberating female-focused gatherings. As an entertainment reporter for AfterEllen she gives the lesbian community a voice through public media. When she isn’t stuffing a microphone in someone’s beautiful face, she’s spinning under the pseudonym DJ Matriarchy. You can find her on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

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