“Grey’s Anatomy” minicap: “Something’s Gotta Give”


Alex is working with April and Dr. Stark aka John Cage from Ally McBeal aka the possessed museum curator Janosz Poha from Ghostbusters aka Peter MacNicol.

The Chief pulls Teddy and Owen aside because there is a “secret patient” in the hospital that no one is allowed to know is even in the country. The patient is a political figure from the Middle East who came to Seattle for a “secret meeting.” I think he’s really in town for the Seattle Quilt, Craft & Sewing Festival.

Dalila Ali Rajah from Cherry Bomb is in Seattle Grace hospital with her baby girl, Lisa. Baby Lisa needs a new liver. If the doctors can’t find a new liver for Lisa, then just give the ladies of Cherry Bomb a bottle of red wine and they will find one themselves.

Avery tracks down Bailey and asks her if he can be on her service. She says “no” and walks away to find the Chief. A Secret Service guard who is protecting the “secret patient” abruptly stops Bailey. Avery tries to figure out who the secret patient is and guesses that it’s U2’s Bono. Bono, really?  I would have guessed Hillary Clinton. The Chief comes out and tells Bailey to take care of his other patients while he works on the “secret patient.” Bailey tells Avery that she can now use his help with the Chief’s patients. 

Lexie reports to Derek, but Derek says he doesn’t have time for her and shoos her away. Derek closes the office door and we see that Meredith is behind the door and Derek is trying to seduce her with his crystal blue eyes and croaked nose. While the McDreamys are making out, all Meredith can talk about is Cristina. Just another sign that Meredith and Cristina are gay and hot for each other.

There is another knock on the door and Derek opens it and we see a Secret Service guard asking for Meredith. Derek looks at Meredith and asks, “What did you do?” This from the guy who was constantly in jail for speeding!

Back at the pity party, Cristina is cutting Callie’s hair. I’m pretty sure Cristina didn’t go to beauty school, so I hope she’s not going to try and get too creative and give her a Rachel Green do.

Once Callie sees what Cristina has done to her hair she screams, “I look injured!”

Cristina laughs and says she can’t believe that Callie let her cut her hair. I agree.

Cristina and Callie decide to throw a housewarming party in the unfurnished dilapidated firehouse, but first they must go to the mall to get Callie’s hair fixed. The mall? Callie’s going to get her hair cut at Supercuts? No, Callie come see my hairdresser Jose Mari. He’s works at M Salon on Melrose and he’s fabulous!

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