Things are quiet, but they’re far from over. Webber has snuck into the hospital because he hates to be left out. He finds Gary is sitting in the room where his wife died. Gary tells Richard he has a bit of a problem. He wanted to shoot Webber in the face, and then, shoot himself. But he only has one bullet left. Well, if you line up your heads just right… What am I saying?
Richard lays out Gary’s options: shoot him and spend the rest of his crummy life in prison. Or shoot himself and see his wife. Richard says he’s not afraid to die, ’cause he’s had a great run. A shot goes off. You know damn well what happened. Suffice it to say, Richard will be at the next staff meeting on patient relations.
After the most harrowing surgery in the annals of medicine, Cristina’s skills came through. She saved Derek’s life. Now would be a great time to ask for a raise. Just saying.
Also, Alex will live, but now he’s in the Love Chain from Hell. To review: Teddy wants Mark, but Mark wants Lexie. Lexie wants Alex, but Alex wants Izzie. And Izzie just wants a hit movie.
Outside, Arizona and Callie are sending the pediatrics patients off to other hospitals. Arizona starts to turn away when Callie says, "People died. People are dead."
Callie: I don’t want to have kids if it means I can’t be with you.
Arizona: No. No, we’ll have kids. We’ll have all kinds of kids. And I always thought that I wasn’t cut out to be a mom, but you’ll be a great mom. You’ll be an amazing mom, and I love you so much. And I can’t live without you and our 10 kids."
Whoa. Easy there, Angelina.
Nothing like a near-death experience to make some people want to populate the earth. Personally, I’d be in the first plane to Spain. But like Derek says, life is about choices. It’s also short. Do what makes you happy.
Will Callie and Arizona really have 10 little calzones? Will any of them be named Maddox, Pax or Zahara? Or will Spain be looking better and better at the first sign of the Terrible Two’s, times 10? To find out that and more, we’ll see you on the other side of summer for Season 7. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for my recaps of The Real L Word: LA!