Cat greets the Glasgow rain in floods of tears and Frankie pulls away from Little Miss Helpful and puts on her coat.
Little Miss Helpful: Can I have your number.
Frankie: Trust me, you really don’t want it.
So lesbians, episode one, done. What did you think?
"Great LezBritain" authors Sarah, a Londoner, and Lee, a Glaswegian, met in a gay discotheque one bleak mid winter, eight years ago and have been shacked up together ever since. When not watching Tipping The Velvet, they find time to write, run a PR company, DJ at their own club nights and love a bit of jam on toast. Follow them on Twitter at greatlezbritain.