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Great LezBritain: “Lip Service” Recap (Episode Five)

It’s the morning after the night before, and the camera pans down lustfully on Frankie’s naked body as she lies in bed alone. Something tells us Jay probably isn’t in the kitchen whipping them up some scrambled eggs.

She picks up her own camera looking for some visual reminders of last night’s drunken debauchery and is presented with Shave-gate, Jay and general shame. She lingers over a close-up picture of herself — all running mascara and smeared lipstick and quite rightly decides that it’s not one for Facebook. Instead, she deletes it and leaps out of bed. Frankie has what we call in Britain on a morning like this, “The Fear.” DS Murray admirers will right now be screen-grabbing like their very lives depend on it as the hot cop writhes around in bed, semi-naked, while Cat pleasures her downstairs. The climax is so intense for the hot cop that when Cat comes back up for air, the DS is overridden with emotion.

DS Murray: I think I love you… I’m sorry.

Cat: [pause] No, I like it.

DS Murray: You just like it or… [goes to touch Cat’s whiskers, ahem]

Cat: I need to go to work.

Lee: Oh no, she didn’t say it back. Sarah, she didn’t say it back! *head in hands*

Sarah: This is not a great sign for Team Sam. *paces the room*

Understandably, DS Murray’s face has a look of worried rejection all over it.

Tess is wrapped in a chair, completely immersed in the first draft of Ed’s book, The Rings Of Rhea. She glances over to the flat opposite to watch her eye candy exercising, but her lady is playing the elusive card and takes no notice of Tess’s gaze. Amidst the debris of last night’s alcohol remnants, Frankie comes in to get a glass of water and drops in an Alka Seltzer to ease her pain. Tess excitedly tells her the basic plot of Ed’s book and how genuinely wonderful she thinks it is.

Sarah: A scientist who loves a woman but can’t have her because she’s a different species?

Lee: Wherever did the boy get his inspiration?

Tess: Did you and Jay stay up long after I crashed?

Frankie: Not really.

Tess: Cos I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink and…

Frankie: You saw.

Frankie brushes her brief encounter with Jay aside as a non-event and simplifies it to just a drunken act. Tess is perplexed — complete with wonderful Tess perplexed face — as to how Frankie could get her rocks off with a man and his bits. Frankie tells her that it’s just like a strap-on but without the strap. How post-modern. They both agree that Becky is not going to find out and Frankie wanders off trying to ooze out the confidence that everything can just remain the way it was pre-Jay f–k.
Tess: [calling after her] As long as you’re not going all hasbian on me?
Jay is at work experiencing such obvious pangs of regret that they might as well be written on his face with magic marker. Cat approaches him and asks when he knew he was in love with Becky, as she’s clearly struggling with a name for her feelings for the hot cop. Not surprisingly, Jay’s combined feelings of paranoia and guilt stop him engaging properly and she’s left with another furrowed brow.

Frankie arrives at work with a slightly contrived cheerful manner and tries to have her normal banter with Jay. Unlike her, he can’t shrug off the shame and goes to photocopy his arse or something, just to further demonstrate his maturity. Cat’s only words to Frankie are that she’s surprised to see her; so, all in all, not a great welcome to work for Frankie.

Ed arrives at Tess’s flat in his duffel coat, and despite promising Frankie she’d keep quiet, Tess tells him what she saw on her night travels before he can even undo his toggles. Feeling a little chink of hope, he questions Frankie’s sexuality and tries to shift this line of questioning onto Tess, but she doesn’t really hear him because she’s having far too much fun still gossiping about Frankie and Jay.

Ed hands her an early 30th birthday present – a lovely picture of them together on holiday a few years ago.

Lee: Ed should just carve the words, “I love you Tess” in blood on his naked chest and tear open his shirt to reveal it because that’s what this present is telling her.

Sarah: That would be a creepy but not boring gift. How can Tess really be that oblivious to his rampant man-love?

He asks about her plans for her 30th birthday but she doesn’t want to celebrate because nothing in her life is how she envisaged it would be by this age. Oh Tess, you’ve got bongos in your flat, what more could you want?

Tess can at least take comfort in the fact that she and Ed are tea-drinking losers together, but then Ed tells her that he has sent a draft of his book to a few agents. Feeling slightly unsettled by the news that since punching Tom-the-Prick, Ed-the-Fist is here to stay, Tess says that she, too, has an appointment with her agent. Frankie apologises to Cat for calling the DS to save her bacon after Shave-gate. She explains about her chat with Uncle Fester, and how Alma Carter is most likely her mother, but she has no idea how to track her down. Cat is empathetic about Frankie’s attempts at genealogy and seems to forgive her for last night. Not sure the DS would be that forgiving.

Sly-ally-cat Alistair comes over to show them plans for a new project he wants Cat to prepare a pitch for: turning a school into flats. She’s a little taken aback when she realises the school is the one that she and Frankie went to. Alistair’s loins seem to stir at the thought of them uniform, while Frankie wants to take this opportunity for a trip down memory lane. She offers to take some pictures to help with Cat’s pitch and although Cat is resistant, the alley-cat accepts her offer — once again passive-aggressively making it clear that Cat has no choice. Lee: Alistair is pretty much at the very top of my not-real-people sh-tlist.

Sarah: Just below Jim Fenner for me.

Outside work, Jay is making excuses to Becky for last night’s elusive behaviour. She tells him she understands he may be feeling bogged down with thoughts of mortgages and the like, and that she just wants him, regardless of these ties. His relief at her patience drives him to tell her how much he loves her. The shame returns to his face when she heads off. Frankie is just round the corner having her 43rd cigarette of the day and Jay is not best pleased to see her. He tries to walks away from her. She’s become the scapegoat for all his wrong-doings, it seems.

Frankie: Jay, it was only a f–k.

Jay: It was a f–king mistake.

Frankie: Yeah, well, it was both of us. I didn’t have to twist your dick.

Jay: I just want to forget about this, OK?

Frankie: I already have.

Just then, Ed arrives outside the office because he’s looking for Cat to help him arrange Tess’ birthday. It’s all a bit weird and if he didn’t already know what had happened between them, then his suspicions would probably have been aroused by this little trip to awkward town. Tess is talking to her agent Saphia and it is not going well.

Agent Saphia: You’ve seen most of the casting directors in Scotland.

Tess: And…

Agent Saphia: And the feedback I get is that you have a tendency to be…

Tess: What? Be too physical? I don’t project enough?

Agent Saphia: …be a little negative.

Saphia’s professional advice is to turn that frown upside down, which we’re sure is the same thing that Judi Dench’s agent told her all those years ago. Tess leaves the office with a grin superimposed on her face.

The rest of the gang have congregated at the Transeurope cafĂ© to discuss Tess’ birthday because obviously they can just dip in and out of work whenever they like. Ed suggests that they all go to “The Dykes of Hazard,” some sort of Country & Western-themed gay night, which also features the talents of Kenny Rogered.

Lee: I would go to that club.

Sarah: The brilliance of the name demands it.

Lee: I would also hope to see Dolly Hard-on.

Sarah: Maybe Johnny Gash.

But, no one else seems enamoured by the idea of the country-gay discotheque, so Frankie suggests having a party at her flat instead. Ed comments on the disorder of last night’s party and Cat, feeling somewhat on the periphery of the group, asks what made the night so messy. After some awkward shuffles, they talk fainting and puking. No one mentions the hetero f–king.

They agree to have the party at Frankie’s and it’s decided that they will all pretend to Tess that they are busy on her birthday. And Ed will take her out and bring her back to the flat for a SURPRISE party. Ed’s little face looks so excited about being chief party organiser.

Cat and Frankie are in transit to their old school. Cat chews over the Hayley-the-fit-intern episode and wonders whether she could have done more for her. Frankie tells her she couldn’t and asks if Hayley told her where she got the horse tranquiliser from.

Cat: She wouldn’t tell me, she thinks I’m like a teacher or something.

Frankie: You always were a bit of a girl scout.

Frankie tells her this is no bad thing and she wishes that she had some of Cat’s traits, instead of just flying gung-ho into situations all silly-willy-nilly. Their eyes meet and there’s a moment of tenderness between them. Sadie phones and Frankie rejects her call. At their old school, Frankie and Cat slowly let the memories creep over them. Frankie sits at the top of a stairwell banister and Cat remembers that this was where Frankie always sat writing lyrics at break times. Frankie tells her this was just to get a daily peep down Cat’s shirt as she passed.

Cat: We used to wear skirts too, remember — it works both ways.
During one detention, Cat scratched their initials onto a bit of wooden panelling at the side of the blackboard. They find the carved initials still intact. Cat admits that she only did this to try and impress young tearaway Frankie. Being on old ground has allowed them to disregard any modern-day complexities of their relationship and just amusingly reminisce about how much they fancied and tried to impress one another.

Lee: I’ve never, ever felt the Cat and Frankie chemistry properly until now.

Sarah: I feel like we may be betraying the hot cop but this scene has done something to me.

Frankie sparks up a cigarette just like she would at school and girl-scout Catherine asks to have a puff. Frankie is bemused but Cat seems to want to properly immerse herself in the way things were.

Cat: C’mon, it’s not like I’m taking up dick again.
Frankie picks up her camera and they run through corridors larking about. Sorry CopyCat Shippers, this scene has definitely been a point for Team Frat.

Just as they head out of the school grounds, Frankie spots smoke billowing from one of the windows and questions whether Cat fully put out her cigarette — which is a stupid question because as we mentioned, there is black smoke wafting from one of the windows. Once the firemen have gone, Cat feels overwrought with concern that sly-Alley-cat will use this misdemeanour as further means against her. Frankie tries to dilute the seriousness of the situation by offering her a cigarette. Cat brings up Hayley-the-fit-intern again and Frankie finally explains that the whole episode was down to the Jaygermeister and she’s sorry for not telling her before. Cat is only angered at Jay for his blatant betrayal, not at her.

At Rubies, Ed tells Tess he has heard from one of the literary agents that he sent his book off to and has a meeting with them tomorrow. Finding it hard to be fully delighted for him, she pinpoints what she sees as one of the failings in his work.

Tess: Why doesn’t the main guy just go for it with her?

Ed: Well that’s kind of the point, he can’t. His species forbids it.

Tess: Well he should, it’s better than just floating around space wondering what might have been?

Ed: Would she reciprocate?

Tess: Well you’re the writer — make it happen.

Ed may well take this as a double entendre. Tess demands they have “shots o’clock,” which is their Wednesday ritual, but Ed wants to keep focused for his meeting tomorrow. As a reaction to feeling entirely second-rate by Ed’s possible emerging success, she lies and tells him that things went well with her agent and that now she does wants some sort of happenings for her 30th Birthday.

Lee: It’s hard to stop just constantly writing about what a great actress Fiona Button is.

Sarah: Tess’ face seems to have a never-ending array of expressions. She can just churn them out in faultless harmony to the dialogue — brilliant.

Cat and Frankie arrive outside Frankie’s flat and as she relays words of encouragement about the possible repercussions of setting a school on fire, Sadie steps from the shadows. Cat is driven on by the taxi and Frankie looks gutted to see her go.

Sadie: Couldn’t get you on the phone? Just wanted to make sure you were alright after yesterday?

Frankie: Yeah I’m fine, just a busy day.

Sadie: I didn’t even make it in to work. I can barely remember anything that happened last night.

Frankie: Yeah, that’s probably a good thing.

To make feel Sadie feel even more rubbish, Frankie invites her in “just for an hour” because she’s having an early night. Feeling rejected and a bit of a tool for waiting around for her, Sadie says she’s not going to come in. Frankie gives her a peck.
Frankie: Okay, whatever you want. [As if this decision was entirely Sadie’s, not caused by Frankie being completely void of emotion towards her]
Frankie has done the unthinkable; she has de-swaggered the Artful Dodgeress. A girl that can swipe the complete works of Shakespeare from Borders without breaking a sweat has been left needy and vulnerable by the Frankinator.

Like a scene from a modern-day Calamity Jane, Cat pulls freshly baked goods from the oven, while her strapping DS walks over and kisses her. The DS admits to being turned on by their domestic ways. She tells Cat that she can smell smoke on her but Cat lies and tells her it was from the builders’ onsite. Lee: Goodness, another Frankie lie so soon?

Sarah: I feel complicit because we were there, enjoying it.

Tess arrives home and asks Frankie, who is looking at photographs of Cat on her laptop, whether she’s available to celebrate her birthday with her. Toeing the party line, Frankie lies and says she’s working; another little bit of rain falls on Tess’ parade. Frankie tells her that she sensed Ed knew about her and Jay. Tess admits to telling him but agrees that the tale will not be spread any wider.

Whilst slumped on Frankie’s bed, she spots the “FG” key ring and knows that this is from a boxing club because she had a radio advert audition for them. This knowledge has Frankie bright and breezy at FG Boxing Club the very next day. She subtly enquires about the key ring, using the ruse she’s interested in joining some classes. She’s told that what she has on her hands is a staff key ring. Back at the office and obviously outraged, Cat spits anger at Jay for letting her take all of the hassle for the Hayley-fit-intern- episode and questions why he was in the toilets with her. To squeeze himself out of the situation Jay tries to deflect some shame back at her door.

Jay: Listen, you can talk. Back to school with Frankie? Strolling down memory lane behind Sam’s back.

Cat: I was working.

Jay: Would Sam see it like that?

Cat: I’m happy with Sam. I’d never go back.

Cat returns to her desk and gives him a look to reinforce that all her intentions are honourable.

Lee: I’m still saying “good” to this news, but I’m not shouting it as loudly as I did a couple of episodes ago.

Sarah: Well I’m swaying and quite Frankie-ly [ahem] I did not expect that.

Sitting in a car — for what could either be a stake-out or simply slacking on the job — DS Murray tells her colleague that she’s troubled over her relationship. He tries to alleviate her concerns by saying he thinks it all sounds fine and that the DS is just paranoid because she likes Cat so much.

DS Murray: Saying “I love you” is like a gun fight. If you draw first, you better not miss.
Sarah: I am pleased as punch there has been no issue made out of Sam’s career choice.

Lee: It would have been an obvious thing to do. I’m starting to imagine a spin-off show for the DS?

Sarah: Like Diagnosis Murder, but without any Dick?

Still pretending to be interested in boxing classes, Frankie is taken into the Boxing club’s office by the manager. She takes the opportunity to feign a coughing fit so she can be left alone in the office while the manager gets her a glass of water. How does she think these things up?

Alone, she rifles through paper and filing systems and comes across our old wheeler-dealer friend Bolt’s file. She nabs it and walks off.

Tess calls Cat for a chin-wag and asks her whether she’s free on the night of her birthday. Cat lies and pretends to be busy. When Tess asks about DS Murray, she doesn’t seem too enthusiastic and then asks Tess about Frankie and Sadie. Tess spies her eye-candy outside unloading a van and ends her call with Cat to race downstairs.

Tess: Hi, I’ve just moved in next door.

Eye-candy: [looks at her but doesn’t respond and continues playing with her van]

Tess: Haven’t we met before?

Eye-candy: Maybe? [In a pretty hostile tone]

Sarah: Can this hostility really be because Tess didn’t speak to her at the bar? Get over it, love.
Tess: This is going to sound a bit weird… do you know of any, err… decent electricians in the area? My lights have just gone out, TV, radio, everything.
Coincidentally, Eye-candy is an actual electrician, so she gets her tools, ready to lend a hand. Tess’ face pales because she has obviously made up the electrics tale and when Eye-candy enters her flat to save the day, Tess tries to act surprised at the washing machine and TV and multiple other objects all flashing electricity.

Tess’ phone goes and it’s Facebook- Chloe, which prompts Eye-candy to leave, even though Tess asks her to stay.

Lee: Do you remember Harriet Braun told us that her favourite lesbian character was Corky from Bound?

Sarah: Yes, she said she liked the whole plumber thing.

Lee: Well I’m wondering if she just likes the whole handy-woman thing?

Sarah: Could be. Not sure I feel a spark with this one, though.

Frankie goes to the address she got from the boxing club but nobody answers the bell. Later that day, Cat and Frankie are shopping for a dildo for Tess — because that’s what you buy for lesbians on their birthdays. Whilst expertly picking the best toy, Frankie tells Cat about the progress made on the “Who the f–k is Annie Cawthorne/Alma Carter/ Francesca?”puzzle. With a slight glimmer of excitement, she tells Cat that she intends to re-visit the address. Again, this is a tender moment until Cat mentions a toy they used named “Milo.” Frankie mentions Cat’s sex noises and it all dissolves into awkwardness.

Tess is playing Jenga with Ed, speculating about why Facebook-Chloe wants to meet her. They then talk about the Frankie/ Jay bedding and this gives Ed another chance to meander the conversation into sexuality and its sometimes blurry boundaries.

Ed: It’s not black and white, more of a spectrum.

Tess: I guess we’re just all people, bodies and stuff.

Ed: So anyone can love anyone…

Unknowingly, Tess may well have waved Ed another white-flag. He looks intense. But not in a creepy way.

Alistair begins to shout his mouth off at Cat for her latest incident; burning a little bit of the school down. Frankie steps in and sucks up all the blame and lies that she was not only the twisted fire starter, but also the ketamine dealer. She leaves the Alley-Cat gobsmacked as she storms out of the room but then returns for her forgotten bag.

Frankie: Sorry…dildo.
Cat is amused by her antics. It’s Tess’ birthday and she’s met up with Facebook-Chloe, who had forgotten it was Tess’ birthday. She still has an awful voice and worse manner, but is looking smoothed over by means of a touch of Botox. She tells Tess that she’s getting married to Shona from Spanish class and that she wanted Tess to know because she still views her as a significant part of her life. Lee: Really? Have they even spoken since Tess met Shona in-between Chloe’s legs?

Sarah: I wish it was Lou that had called; to confess her love and propose a coming-out media strategy.

Tess was looking for an ego boast on her birthday not an example of someone else having something she doesn’t. They fight, and because she is a vile one, Chloe leaves Tess with the bill to settle — happy birthday Tess. To make matters worse, she inspects her wrinkles in the plate the bill came in and doesn’t look happy.

Frankie has returned to the address she has for Bolt — just in time to see Uncle Fester and Bolt shouting at each other. Uncle Fester threatens to hurt an unnamed woman, if things go any further.

Once again, Cat becomes Frankie’s confidante later in the pub. She tells Cat that knowing her uncle and Bolt are connected makes her feel worried about digging further. Cat — bizarrely considering the happenings of the other night – suggests getting the DS involved but Frankie sensibly declines this offer.

Frankie: No wonder I’m such a f–k up.

Cat: You’re not a f–k up.

Cat then admits that actually she is a bit of a f–k up, but holds her gaze dotingly for quite a long time.
Frankie: You know you’re the only person that really knows me.
With a heavy heart and much regret, Cat gets up to leave because she’s meeting Sam before Tess’ surprise bash. Frankie is gutted she has to let her go. Frankie has deflected her Cat longing by meeting up with Sadie and inviting her along to the party. Sadie indulges in Frankie’s flirtations but admits that she didn’t think Frankie was keen, due to her actions the last time they saw each other.
Frankie: I’ve been having family problems.

Sadie: Who hasn’t?

Sadie asks if she really wants her at this party, Frankie lies in the affirmative, kisses her and thinks of Cat. Dressed as a sheriff, DS Murray swaggers in to Cat’s flat and complains about landlord issues with her own flat. Cat immediately demotes her to deputy by telling her she’s 20 minutes late. Sensing that the cowgirl in front of her is anything but thrilled, the sheriff asks why she’s been a bit cold of late. Cat fobs her off with work stress. Tess’ surprise bash is in full swing and Frankie has made the place look gaytastic — she is at the epi-centre riding in on a pantomime horse. Sadie is dressed as Pocahontas and there is a lot of gay disco-dancing to boot. Lee: You can’t see us but we are actually there at this party, watching from the sidelines.

Sarah: We can report that a real extra is in that pantomime horse, and despite what you might think, it didn’t really seem like fun to be ridden by Ruta for four hours.

Cat arrives to Frankie’s “Hey, cowgirl,” to which she replies, Hey cowboy.” Sheriff Murray walks in with a face like thunder and Sadie, too, spots the flirtation. Cat and Frankie have an unintentional moment of hand touching while unpacking Tupperware — sexy times – which Sheriff Murray spots. She breaks up the mounting tension by bringing Cat a bottle of beer for her to drink straight from the bottle, like lesbians do.

Sadie lets it slip that she’s been in Jay’s apartment and Becky latches onto this bit of information, realising that she must be the one who stole her necklace. When she broaches it with Frankie, she’s characteristically unrepentant, which angers Becky. She notices Frankie’s wandering eye.

Becky: Well if you want Sadie, at least act like it. Cat’s taken.
Jay tells Frankie that Cat is happy and Frankie deflects her pain once more by launching herself onto Sadie’s lips while making eyes at an uncomfortable Cat.

Cat phones Ed to find out Tess’ whereabouts. He’s waiting in the boozer for her to show up, but just then he spots her wandering by, trying to blend into the shadows wearing dark shades and a hood. He chases after her.

Ed: Who are you supposed to be? Jackie Onassis on an ASBO? What happened to you?

Tess: [removing her disguise to reveal a blotchy red face] Botox — it was a birthday treat but I had a reaction.

Ed tries to comfort Tess but she is feeling entirely wretched by her bruised face, Chloe’s engagement, Lou’s rejection, turning 30, crap jobs and the rest of the knocks she’s had to endure of late.
Tess: I’m sorry. I can’t even cry properly.
Tess admits to lying about having auditions because she was worried that Ed was on a fast track to achievement and wouldn’t want to still drink tea with her. Any remnants of Tess’ normal bubble of fun bursts and her tears are heart-wrenching to watch. Fiona Button is a brilliant actress.
Ed: Tess you’re not a loser. Tess you’re amazing, you’re beautiful, you’re kind, you’re talented, you don’t even realise how funny you are on accident or on purpose, and if the rest of the world can’t see that then they’re idiots. But I can and I’ll never leave you because I love you.

Tess: Oh, I love you, too.

Sarah & Lee: Oh my days, here it comes….

Ed: No, I love you like a man loves a woman. This little bombshell has just about topped Tess’ day off. She looks at him like she has just seen him for the first time, is beyond disappointed and then runs away, fearful of his imposing man-love. Ed immediately knows that he has quite royally f–ked things up by trying to get together with his lesbian best friend. Ed has just realised what we all knew — and some writers should know — lesbians don’t have sex with men. Bisexual women, like Frankie, do sometimes. But lesbians don’t. Therein endeth the Lip Service lesson.

Lee: That’s not to say that I don’t feel for Ed and his little head.

Sarah: Me, too. He’s not the first fella to fall for his lesbi-friend.

Ed quickly phones Frankie to inform her of Tess’ impending arrival, trying to convey her state, but the message is lost. When Tess stumbles upset through the door, all party attendees yell a chorus of “Surprise!” but it doesn’t quite have the impact they were hoping for. She stares at them in shock and then runs to her room to hug a pillow. Frankie goes after her and in quite a maternal embrace, she holds her as Tess weeps onto her chest. Ed comes bounding into the flat and tells Cat that he told Tess he’s in love with her. Like the prick he has been all episode, Jay has a little smirk and reminds Ed of Tess’ lesbianism.

Ed: Didn’t stop you with Frankie though did it?
Sarah: Oh bugger, it’s all going tits up now.

Jay’s smirk is wiped off his face and Becky quickly pieces together his cheating ways. Ed tries to go into Tess’ room but she doesn’t want him near her. She sees his declaration as a betrayal of what she believed to be a purely platonic relationship. Frankie is asked to leave, too. Tess falls into a miserable heap.

As Frankie re-enters the now deflated party, she realises that her bonkfest with Jay has spread around the room, as Becky swears at her and runs off with a desperate Jay in pursuit. Cat looks very tired, like a last little spark has been extinguished, and the DS still has a face like thunder. Frankie looks ashamed and deeply affected by Cat’s reaction, hardly noticing Sadie standing there. Cat and DS Murray ride off in a taxi. Cat looks out of the window, once again thinking about all of the things that Frankie has done to hurt her and others. She moves towards the DS and holds her hand, as if she’s making a decision. DS Murray looks like a woman knows she’s being somewhat “settled for,” but by this point, she loves Cat too much to broach the subject. Tess looks at the birthday pictures of her and Ed, perhaps wondering how she could have missed his true feelings for so long. To be fair, we’re all wondering that. Frankie feels abandoned but tries again to f–k the pain away.

Sadie, knowing that she’s being used purely as a means of escapism, pushes a very persistent Frankie away, telling her she knows that it isn’t her that she wants. She leaves teary-eyed.

Sadie: [sadly] I really liked you Frankie.
Lee & Sarah: [sadly] We really liked you, Sadie.

Left with just a tray of vol-au-vents and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog for company, all Frankie can do is eat or seep into the sadness in her own head. Back at Cat’s flat, she and DS Murray have some tender loving sex and finally Cat utters those three wee words that DS Murray has been waiting for.

Cat: I love you.
Lee: So much happened in that episode. I feel a little drained by the emotional merry-go-round.

Sarah: We need a drink.

Bottoms up lesbians. What did you think? And with just one episode left, what do you hope will happen?

       

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