“Glee” Episode 215 Recap: “Everybody’s Got a Random!”


Emma and Carl go to see Holly, and it turns out that after
four months of marriage they still haven’t had sex. They talk about it for a
while, until Holly finally asks Emma a question: “Are you still in love
with Will Schuester?”

She says she’s confused about her feelings, and Carl says,
“You and your feelings can stay at the condo; I’ll be at the


But that’s nothing, nothing, compared to the sense of
amazement and yes, awe, I had during the next scene.

Santana approaches Brittany
at her locker, and says, “Can we

“But we never do that,” Brittany says.

“I know,” Santana says, looking so soft and sad I
barely know it’s her. “But I wanted to thank you for singing that song
with me in Glee Club.”


“‘Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. What I
realized…” she takes a deep breath… “What I realized is why I’m such
a bitch all the time. I’m a bitch because I’m angry. Because I have all of
these feelings. Feelings for you, that I’m afraid of dealing with, because I’m
afraid of dealing with the consequences.” A football player walks by, and
Santana waits until he’s past to go on. “And Brittany… I can’t go to an Indigo Girls
concert. I just can’t.”

“I understand that.”

Santana looks at her. “Do you understand what I’m
trying to say here?”

She reluctantly shakes her head. “Not really.”

“I want to be with you. But I’m afraid of the talks and
the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.”

looks surprised. “But honey, if anybody were to ever make fun of you, you
would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious

Santana starts to cry. “Yeah, I know, but I’m so afraid
of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept that I love
you. I love you. And I don’t want to
be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you
love me back. Please.”

is gazing at her, so moved. “Of course I love you, I do. And I would
totally be with you if it weren’t for Artie.”

Santana is shocked. “Artie?”

“I love him, too. I don’t want to hurt him. It’s not
right. I can’t break up with him.”

And now Santana is shocked and furious. “Of course you
can. He’s just a stupid boy.” And so much is crystal clear now.

looks upset. “But it wouldn’t be right. Santana, you have to know if Artie
and I were to ever break up and I’m lucky enough that you’re still single…”

tries to take Santana’s hand, and Santana pulls it way, saying,

goes on. “I am so yours. Proudly so.”

“Yeah, wow,” Santana hisses. “Whoever thought
that being ‘fluid’ meant that you could be so stuck.”

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