“Glee” Episode 208 Recap: “That’s Why We Feed Them Glitter”

 

Then Brittany
lowers her voice and asks Tina, “When you guys were fooling around, did he
ever like just lie there?”

Right on cue, Santana
walks in, asking why no one told her there was a “glee girls meeting.”

Rachel, who for some reason is being snotty to
Santana in this episode, says it’s only for girls with a boyfriend on the
football team. Santana says she’s dating Puck.

“You’re getting naked with Puckerman,”
Quinn corrects her. And Tina mentions that he’s on probation and will get sent
back to juvie if he gets into a fight.

“If you’ll excuse us,” Rachel says pointedly.

Santana flounces out. “You’re so on my list,
dwarf.” 

Rachel then pings all my foreshadowing buttons and
says that if anything happens to Kurt they wouldn’t be able to live with
themselves.

Meanwhile, Sue’s meeting with her wedding planner,
who can’t wrap her brain around the fact that not only is Sue marrying herself,
she’s officiating at the ceremony. Just as Sue is firing her, Sue’s mother, Doris (Carol Burnett!), walks in.

Doris insults the wedding planner, who flees, then takes a few
digs at Sue, who blurts out, “Mom! What are you doing here?”

“Good news, Suze,” she says. “We
caught the last Nazi.” Seems Doris and,
until his death, Sue’s father, were off hunting Nazis for 30 years, without
once seeing their daughters. And now Doris
wants to sing at Sue’s wedding, even though she thinks it’s ridiculous.

I am not a big Carol Burnett fan, so those of you who
are can expand on this scene in the comments.

Back in the hallways, Rachel is getting nowhere with
Finn, who thinks that confronting Karofsky will result in him losing his
position as quarterback.

“Are you saying being quarterback is more
important to you than helping out the kid who’s going to be your stepbrother?”

“We both know I can help him more if I stay on
top,” he rationalizes. “Kurt’s gonna be fine. Rachel, I’m sorry. I
want to, but I can’t.”

“I’ve never been so disappointed in you before,”
Rachel says, and walks off.

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