Realizing she’s in over her head as a permanent teacher,Holly goes to see Will, and confesses that she doesn’t know what she’s doing."I’m a terrible teacher," she tells him.
It didn’t used to be that way, she says, until a student named Cameo ("She looked like an attractive Biggie Smalls") hit her in the face one day. Since then, she’s refused to settle down in a job or an apartment. "Last year, a guy asked me to marry him, and I moved."
Then crazy stalker Terri walks in and says she’s Will’s wife. "Ex-wife," he corrects her. "This is Holly Holliday."
"Are you a porn star or a drag queen?" Terri asks. (Okay, that was clever.)
"Wow, your wife’s a bitch," Holly says.
Will tells Terri to get out, and Terri says he’ll regret it. I have no doubt of that. I’m guessing we’re heading for some major drama here.
Mercedes and Kurt are back at their lockers – and we see that Kurt has a photo of Blaine in his locker (he did last episode, too, but I missed it the first time). Mercedes proudly shows him she’s smuggled in tots,and he frowns, then sets his chin.
"I’m not breaking it off with Blaine," he tells her. "I really like him. You are substituting food for love, Mercedes. And more importantly, you’re substituting me for a boyfriend."
I’m going to break into his speech here, because what happens later is not something I want to interrupt mid-stream with commentary. But I feel a need to point out that’s not all Mercedes is doing. She’s also being pissed off that Kurt has twice now canceled plans with her to do something with Blaine. Being less available because you’re in a new relationship is always hard, but it’s understandable. Actually canceling plans with your old friends to spend time with a new friend or lover is rude, and Mercedes should be mad about it. But back to Kurt’s speech:
"Look at me; two weeks ago, I thought there was no way I’d ever find someone like Blaine. But there he was! You will find somebody. Until then, you’ve just got to take care of yourself. Treat yourself with a little respect."
"You’re right," she says, and heads off in search of Anthony – with, however, her tots still clutched in her arms.
Then, bam, the scene changes. Dave is there, looming over Kurt, who looks at him defiantly.
"Question for you," Dave says. "You tell anyo ne else what happened? How you … kissed me?" He looks slightly vulnerable here.
"You kissed me, Karofsky," Kurt answers."And I understand how hard this is for you, so no. I haven’t told anyone."
"Good," Dave says. "You keep it that way.Because if you do, I’m going to kill you."
And he walks off, leaving Kurt standing there, stunned.