Ladies and ladies, welcome to our eighth — eighth! — Pretty Little Liars finale countdown! That’s right: The season 4B finale is finally upon us and according to the writers and the promos and whatever robot is over there spitting out hashtags at ABC Family, Ali is finally about to tell us everything. The voice over guy even says, “More will be uncovered than you could have ever imagined!” Which I find highly doubtful because I have imagined more about this show than Harold with a Purple Crayon. But it still looks really, really exciting. First, check out the promo from the big event:
Did you get goosebumps on top of your goosebumps? Yeah, me too. Guns! Masks! Flashbacks! So much shoutin’!
Now, how about some pics?
“Quick, now, everyone into this magical wardrobe! A million magical dimensions await!”
“Is that a parrot eating a … chicken?!”
“You may have heard I — aw, eff it. *KAPOW*“
“I know you wanna kiss me.”
“Lordy, I hope Tippi made it to the Grunwald to deliver my SOS.”
“No, baby I promise. No one else will ever see our homemade
porn … projected onto the mausoleum in the cemetery
where your fake grave will be robbed every third Wednesday.”
“And this is the crystal ball I use to communicate with sorority moms who live in the walls.”“… well? You said if I got in the car you’d give me some candy.”
“Don’t worry, Ezra will show up. He’ll never be able to resist all these cakes.”
I don’t know about you, but I am psyched! Which question do you most want answered when #AliTellsAll?