With Valentine’s Day not until Tuesday, love is in the air earlier than usual this year. Why not embrace it with some valentines delivered from us to those we love? Here are our unrequited valentines.
Mia Jones: I’m not really all that in to Valentine’s Day, but I’m really into my dogs (if you couldn’t tell) and I know Sia is too. That Aussie cracks me up, has given me hours of great music to listen to for any mood I’m in and I know how much she loves her animals too. So, this is what I would send.
Ali Davis: Dear Hedy Lamarr,
Heather Hogan: If I could give a Valentine to any celebrity, I’d give one to River Song. TARDIS blue envelope. Linen Paper. An address for where to meet me. And written in Gallifreyan: “You and me. Time and space. You watch us run.”
Trish Bendix: Joan Jett, I hate myself for loving you, but your bad reputation does not stop be from asking do you wanna touch me? Love, your cherry bomb.
Emily Donofrio: Dear Clea DuVall, Time and time again, I choo-choo-choose you. I have been pining after you for 12 long years. Some would say it’s a hopeless love, but everyone knows how the first homo crush goes. it’s a fire that can never be put out completely. I won’t stop tweeting at you and stalking updates via the interweb for as long as I live. If you feel the same way, meet me in the doghouse.
Bridget McManus: I would write a love letter to Hillary Clinton begging her not to step
The Linster: Oh Katharine! My Katharine! Rise up and hear my plea!
Erika Star: After 13 years, admitting my undying devotion to Mariska Hargitay is long overdue. That, and it appears that she’s in the market for a new partner. Mariska, let it be me. I’m not mad about the whole Harry Connick Jr. thing. I mean, sure, I would rather it have been
If that doesn’t send her heart a flutter, I’d send these.
Who is the valentine you’d love to make yours?