Well, really, Kate Beckinsale wants to trade bodies with Queen Latifah for a day. The Underworld actress told Glamour magazine that she would love to pull a Freaky Friday with The Queen because Latifah has “gigantic real breasts.” In the interview, the less-endowed star said she dreams of test-driving a larger cup size.
OK, wow. There is so much going on with this statement, I’m going to need a second to collect my thoughts. Right, first: Ouch. While I’m nowhere near Latifah in the breast department, even I know that running, jumping and climbing stairs with what little endowment I have is a painful endeavor. And second, now I’m envisioning Latifah pouring all of her awe-inspiring ampleness into Kate’s skin-tight Death Dealer gear, and my head just exploded.