It’s Tuesday afternoon; you’re sitting in your cubicle, thinking of skiving off your run tonight because it’s sofa king hot, sugar-crashing and wishing for a new Tegan and Sara video preceded by a little Step Up 3 action. And lo, I have heard your prayer! And so, Ta-da!
Somebody got a haircut.
Brace yourself, though — what follows is bad news.
Lady Gaga has kidnapped Commissioner Gordon! According to America’s most reliable news source, The Onion:
Seriously, though, I wouldn’t worry about it. Know why? Because Batwoman lives! J.H. Williams III, who is drawing and writing Batwoman’s new solo title, released some new cover art, and if I may just quote the Boy Wonder: Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!
Now, let’s keep that heart rate up! The Modern Family Emmy ad promises us a naked Sofia Vergara! No, you haven’t slipped into another one of your fantasies. Naked. Sofia. Vergara. Or something like it.
Like all great artists, Stieg Larsson is having incredible posthumous success. The Wrap reported today that he is the first author to sell more than one million books on Kindle. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest are among the top ten Kindle best-sellers of all time.
The Anyone But Me web-a-thon is in full force!
Let’s just keep with the theme: imagine what would happen if I was cast as Liza Weil‘s love interest in the third season! No? Fine, start your bidding on Ebay. Or you can make donations at anyonebutmeseries.com. HeatherHogan SquarePants just re-requested her Ebay password so she can get all up in that AMB original comic strip auction.
The Guardian‘s Claudia Cahalane recently published a funny piece called "Clare Balding is my new dykon" about BBC presenter Claire Balding‘s new show Britain by Bike:
The whole article is really clever; you should read it. Also, if you know where I can, um, obtain Britain by Bike, let me know. I’m going to Challenge the Dragon — tackle Wales from Holyhead to Cardiff — on my bike next summer!
Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by — surprise! — Sofia Vergara! I’ve never wanted Tina Fey to lose an Emmy until now. (Kidding, Dorothy Snarker! Kidding!)
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