by Dorothy Snarker
In this month’s issue of Jane magazine, stars from the Sundance Film Festival (uh, wasn’t that in January?) answered the question “What‘s your crime?” for a photo shoot. These true confessions came in the form of mug shots spelling out these so-called crimes. The spread yielded nary a felony (OK, Paul Rudd’s answer raises an eyebrow … ), but there were plenty of admissions of bad behavior and nasty habits.
My favorite: Mandy Moore pleading guilty to her crimes against our eardrums as the “Singer of ‘Candy.'”
(Click “read more” to see more celebrity infamy.)
Other honorable mentions: Kristen Bell the reckless/rage-filled driver, Ellen Page the briefs burglar, Keri Russell the Disney vandal and Famke Janssen the dance-floor terrorist.
And, just because I love them and wish them nothing but sunshine and puppies: Parker Posey the focus thief, Lili Taylor the caffeine addict, Sarah Polley the love bandit and Zooey Deschanel the frozen-treat embezzler.
P.S. If you happen to share a room with Ione Skye, hide your toothbrush. Just a suggestion.