by Sarah Warn
ABC has renewed almost its entire current schedule for next season, and unusually early. The list of shows making the cut include Grey’s Anatomy, Men in Trees, Brothers and Sisters, Ugly Betty, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, The Bachelor, and Dancing With the Stars.
The fate of According to Jim is still up in the air. I don’t know how I’ll sleep tonight.
Now that Dancing with the Stars is coming back, it’s time for an out lesbian contestant. Who should it be: Ellen? Rosie? Melissa? Maybe a less obvious choice, like Suze Orman? Or Sheryl Swoopes? Or, ooh, I know: Leisha Hailey! Just for kicks, they could go with Mimi from Work Out – as long as they institute a “no biting” rule. It’s for everyone’s safety.
In the meantime, at least we have Laili Ali…