by Dorothy Snarker
The scarlet-haired, piano-straddling, sneeze-catching fairy princess of song is back with a new album, a new look and new multiple personalities. Fun!
Tori Amos’ American Doll Posse doesn’t hit store shelves until May 1, but already the singer is introducing fans to “The Girls.” Simmer down, simmer down. Not those girls. These girls: American Doll Posse girls Santa, Clyde, Isabel, Tori and Pip.
She has even recorded a message telling us to look out for the ladies. I’ll tell you right now, the one with the chicken freaks me out. But the one with the boots? Rowwwr! Tori has also released the track listing. The first song is “Yo George.” Hmmm, which W — I mean, George — could she be talking about? I can’t wait. Is it May yet?