So much for bedside manner

Hello, nurse Faith. Former rogue-turned-redeemed vampire slayer extraordinaire Eliza Dushku is back to wielding pointy objects in a new TV series for Fox. The 26-year-old actress has signed on to play the lead character, Eve, in the pilot for the hospital comedy/drama Nurses.

Yeah, I'm not so sure I want Faith coming at me with a hypodermic needle. And if you see her with a catheter, run for your life.

But on the plus side, this opens up a whole new vein (oh, the blood jokes — they could go on forever) of naughty nurse fantasies. Do those candy striper uniforms come in leather?

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