I don’t know how to prepare you for this news, so I guess I’ll just come right out and say it. Wait: Sit down if you’re not already sitting. OK. Ready?
Salma Hayek is engaged and pregnant. Commence weeping.
Here’s a picture of Hayek and her fiancé, businessman François-Henri Pinault.
Hmm. A word that rhymes with “weird” comes to mind. According to People.com,
Here’s a picture of Hayek looking much, much happier: