So you’re not headed to Palm Springs this weekend? Well, join the club. While several of our AfterEllen.com colleagues are dancing in the desert for the Dinah (be sure to stop by and say hi at the Meet-Up on Saturday at the Hilton), the rest of us are home wondering what we’re missing.
Well fear not, gay ladies, you too can have your very own do-it-yourself Dinah experience the comfort of your own home. But how is it possible to replicate the experience of thousands of sweaty, sunburned lesbians gyrating in board shorts? Well, simply follow these three-step plans and you can get a scaled-down taste of what all the fuss is about.
The White Party
Samantha Ronson DJing
Wet T-shirt Contest
The Real Dinah
So there you have it, ladies. Easy as 1-2-3. For those brave souls headed out to lesbian spring break, we salute you. For the rest of us, share your alternate Dinah weekend plans.