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Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast!

Photo by Sarah Woodward Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

You’ve been getting a lot more merit this year than last year, Aries. Woo hoo! You’re getting noticed and almost losing your health while clawing your way up the ladder which is finally paying off. Keep in mind that with more attention comes more responsibility. And haters. But we all know you’ve already created a full database of come backs to deal with the haters. You’ve got this, but you might want to switch to the dark roast coffee. Blonde and Medium aren’t going to be enough this year.

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Taurus

You’ve been more emotional than usual Taurus. Your life is mostly awesome but you feel off-kilter and like a rug is quickly being pulled from underneath you. Fortunately you are surrounded by people you love whom are willing to listen to you whine. Don’t forget to thank them once you are out of your funk. A little appreciation to goes a long way.

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Gemini

Yesterday you wanted sushi and today you want tacos. Not literally. But, you get the point. You keep switching back and forth with the decisions in your life. What do you want, Gemini? If you really can’t make up your mind, pick something or else the universe will pick for you.

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Cancer

Good job, Cancer! You’ve been making all of the right decisions this year (so far). It hasn’t been easy but your achievement so far has been impressive. Keep in mind that we are only two weeks into the year. You’re feeling awesome right now. Hold onto that.

 

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Leo

People are throwing their criticisms at you like rice at a wedding. You are pretty annoyed at their lack of acknowledging how awesome you are but sometimes when you listen to advice from your peers you get the opportunity to be even more fabulous. Try something different this time, Leo: actually listen.

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Virgo

Now that’s you’ve started cleaning off your plate, your responsibilities are becoming more manageable. It’s about time you stopped spreading yourself so thin. In the process of narrowing down your priorities, you’ve had to kick some activities to the curb. Along the way, you’ve developed some haters who don’t respect you finally putting your own life first. Don’t let their selfish attitude bring you down. You’ve finally started sincerely smiling again. In the words of Eleanor Roosevelt, “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

 

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Libra

Oh, Libra. You silly goose. Once again you’re drowning in a lake of drama and you know for a fact that you are the one who got yourself into this mess. Take a deep breath, treat yourself to a nice solo dinner, and stay focused. Everyone around you seems to be a victim these days for one reason or another and you just don’t want to be dragged down with them. No matter what extent others take to get your attention, don’t forget to put your oxygen mask on first. Click below for the next horoscope:

Scorpio

Woah! Calm down, Scorpio! In order to cope with a recent loss you’ve been throwing yourself into your work. Keeping your mind preoccupied has been helping to distract you which is nice for right now. But, if you don’t let yourself feel something soon then you’re going to end up in bed with your exe’s exe and the last thing you will remember is a shot glass filled with bottom shelf whiskey. Try to plan a quiet moment for yourself or get back into journaling. You deserve it.

 

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Sagittarius

With Women’s March upon the horizon, you’re stoked! We are stoked, too, and will be marching with you! There are a lot of threats coming your way, but nothing can scare the rock solid feminism out of you. Haters, beware. You’re ready.

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Capricorn

You are insanely overworked because you’re chasing those dollar signs. You see the light at the end of the tunnel, but is the bumpy ride to get there worth it? When you get there will things actually be better? It’s time to re-evaluate your career and follow your bliss.

 

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Aquarius

You’re getting sick of people taking advantage of you, as you should Aquarius. You’ve been a little too trusting lately and it’s high time you start protecting yourself a little more. You don’t need to build a bomb shelter or start a cult. However, you should filter who you hang around a little more stringently.

 

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Pisces

This is year you’re getting more in touch with nature. Good idea, Pisces. You’ve been running on low fumes. Becoming close friends with a nice tree is just the pick-me-up you need right now.

 

 

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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