Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

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Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast!

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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week.

Aries

March 21 – April 19

You’ve been getting a lot more merit this year than last year, Aries.  Woo hoo!  You’re getting noticed and almost losing your health while clawing your way up the ladder which is finally paying off.  Keep in mind that with more attention comes more responsibility.  And haters.  But we all know you’ve already created a full database of come backs to deal with the haters.  You’ve got this, but you might want to switch to the dark roast coffee.  Blonde and Medium aren’t going to be enough this year.

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