Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

on

Happy New Year!  It’s 2018, bitches.

Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every week for your forecast!

Getty

Happy Birthday Capricorns!

If you were born between December 22 and January 19, then you are a Capricorn baby!

You may have entered the New Year while wearing “Fuck 2017” glasses and twerking to Beyonce, but this month it’s your Birthday.  So if you haven’t already celebrated, it’s time to pop an Advil, recover from New Year’s Eve and do it again!

Capricorns You May Recognize

(Photo Sources: Facebook/Instagram)

Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sundaynewspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you today.

 

Aries

March 21 – April 19

You know how they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? No?  Neither do I, so I Googled it.  It means it’s better to stay with the relationship you have rather than risk it for that hot tempting distraction.  At least, in your case.  This week you’re going to feel like the bush is burning down and you’re not going to like it.  Well, hold it together.  It will be worth it.  Pull yourself together and start that project you promised you were going to start last year.  You’ll need to focus on something else so you stop eyeing that burning bush.

 

More you may like