Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

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Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every Tuesday for your weekly forecast!

Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week.

Aries

March 21 – April 19

You’re not in the mood for small chatter, lately, Aries.  Whenever somebody starts talking about the weather or what they ate today you have the impulse to shout, “I don’t care!”  Your craving for a deeper connection is admirable but keep in mind that talking about nothing is one step closer to talking about something.

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